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Great Oppurtunity?
A priest offered a nun a lift.
She got in the car and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident.
After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.
The nun said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?" The priest removed his hand.
But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again.
The nun once again said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?"
The priest apologized "Sorry sister but the flesh is weak."
Arriving at the convent, the nun went on her way.
On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129.
It said, "Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory."
Moral of the story:
If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.
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12 Answers
- ?Lv 61 decade agoFavorite Answer
NO SOUP FOR YOU!
6 PEPSI FOR ME!
(What the hell do you think is getting me through these P&C classes? Huh? Huh? Huh? PEPSI!!!)
*smh* U gave up a GREAT offer dude... All you had to give up was a PEPSI!
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Now why is it, that after i actually went back and READ the joke... i can find at least 2 ways it ties into where we work? (is this a covered peril? Misrep?) lol DAMN I CANT WAIT TILL THIS WEEK IS OVER!!! LOL
- sprinting_turtleLv 51 decade ago
Badboy. thanks for the joke, here is one for you:
A blonde woman in Vancouver was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean. She went down to the docks and was about to leap into the frigid water when handsome young sailor saw her tottering on the edge of the pier, crying.
He took pity on her and said, "Look, you have so much to live for. I'm off to Hawaii in the morning, and if you like, I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take good care of you and bring you food every day. Moving closer, he slipped his arm round her shoulder and added, "I'll keep you happy and you'll keep me happy."
The blonde nodded. After all, what did she have to lose? Perhaps a fresh start in Hawaii would give her life new meaning.
That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat. From then on, every night he brought her three sandwiches and a piece of fruit, and then they made passionate love until dawn.
Two weeks later, during a routine inspection, she was discovered by the Captain.
"What are you doing here?" the Captain asked.
"I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she explained. "I get food and a trip to Hawaii, and in return he's screwing me."
"He certainly is," the Captain said. "You're on the Nanaimo/Vancouver Ferry."
- CrazygirlLv 41 decade ago
Ok that one was funnier!!! Keep em coming, I love to laugh and there's not so much to laugh about these days!!! Can u keep it up??
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