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What's a 710?

Yesterday I was having some work done at the car dealer.

A blonde woman came in and asked for a seven-hu ndred-ten.

They all looked at each other, and one of the mechanics asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?"

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She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine. I lost it and need a new one. It had always been there."

The mechanic gave the woman a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw w hat the p iece looked like.

She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710.

He then took her over to another car which had the hood up and asked, "Is there a 710 on this car?"

She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right there."

Click here to learn the identity of the mysterious 710:

>http://mademelaugh.com/gfx/710.jpg

The answer really is there.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    OH MY GAWD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    WAAAYYY TOO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

    LOVE IT!!!!

    LMAO!!

  • 1 decade ago

    Hahaha, I fell for it too!!!! I didn't know what it was until I read the previous posters "oil." Hehehe, cute joke! :)

  • 1 decade ago

    What the seven seven three four, lol

    Thanks. lol

  • 1 decade ago

    duh it is the oil in the car! but i can give it to u i am a blonde adn that was complicated for a min

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    lol that was funny!! nice one

  • 1 decade ago

    lol niiiiiice!

  • 1 decade ago

    o my goodness... lol... that was a good laugh!

  • 1 decade ago

    ha ha ha that was good :)

  • 1 decade ago

    that was cute

  • 1 decade ago

    That is soooo funny. Thanks for the laugh.

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