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Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court on Friday before the judge. The judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second chance rather than jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to show others the evils of drug use and get them to give up drugs forever. I'll see you back in court Monday."

Monday, the two guys were in court, and the judge said to the 1st one, "How did you do over the weekend?" "Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever." "17 people? That's wonderful. What did you tell them?" "I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles like this...

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...and told them this (the big circle) is your brain before drugs and this (small circle) is your brain after drugs." "That's admirable," said the judge.

"And you, how did you do?", he asked the second boy, "Well, your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever." "156 people! That's amazing!

Update:

How did you manage to do that?!?", "Well, I used a similar approach. (draws two circles)

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I said (pointing to the small circle) "this is your asshole before prison, ..."

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  • baldy
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago
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    ha ha ha

    No not really.

  • 1 decade ago

    yes I would say that true but funny,not that I have ever been to preson,I just know some people that have been there before,but they have cleaned up there act after they have been someone but buddy a while......LOL!!

  • 1 decade ago

    Great

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    LOL! Took me a sec to get it, but that was a good one!

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  • 1 decade ago

    im going to try to tell that joke with a drawing and a pointer

  • 1 decade ago

    I'd put down the pipe!

    Very good, thank you.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    heard it b4 but still makes me laugh

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Not funny. why did his asshole got bigger or smaller?

  • jfmm
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    LOL. LOL. Now, now! LOL.

    Wishing you a great day!

  • 1 decade ago

    yes very funny well done

  • 1 decade ago

    great joke! nice job!

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