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How much rhetoric must one person believe, before you can call him a Fundie?

Yes, 'n' how many truths can a scientist prove

Before they believe we evolved?

Yes, 'n' how many lies can evangelists preach

Before they're forever off channel twelve?

The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind,

The answer is blowin' in the wind.

How many times must a woman submit

To the male-dominated religions?

Yes, 'n' how many years can it take to admit

That what isn't there is illusion?

Yes, 'n' how many deaths will it take till they know

That there isn't a hell or a heaven?

The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind,

The answer is blowin' in the wind.

How many years can some dogma exist

Before it's washed to the sea?

Yes, 'n' how many years can some people exist

Before they're allowed to be free?

Yes, 'n' how many times can a man turn his head,

And pretend that he just doesn't see?

The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind,

The answer is blowin' in the wind.

With thanks to one Mr. Bob Dylan. :)

Update:

And thanks to you as well, Markyyy. I know the "forever off channel 12" line is cumbersome, but I'm told I sing out of tune so it doesn't really matter.

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  • ?
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    I actually sang the whole song here :)

    Well done!

    (Lol, no worries. I always play the guitar very loud, to hide the fact I can't sing. I also can't play guitar btw)

  • wd
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    Well you got one part right - the answer is blowin' in the wind. The wind is a type of the Holy Spirit and He constantly deals with mans heart to teach Him Truth. But man constantly rejects that Truth believing his humanity is greater than God's reality. Listen to the wind - you will hear the answer blowin' across your soul the name Jesus!

  • 1 decade ago

    There is only one truth in this world and one truth alone..that truth is Jesus..Son of God..the King of kings and Lord of lords.

    The answer is not blowing in the wind..it's simple and right infront of you..some are just too ignorant to believe it.

    God is eternal..the beginning and the end...He is far and above any man's earthly knowledge and will remain when nothing is left standing.

    There is no power on, above or below this earth that will ever remove God Jehovah from His power..He is the ultimate authority.

    Blessed be the God and Father forever.

  • 1 decade ago

    I think the answer is people will believe anything if they are brainwashed with something enough, and will reject any kind of evidence to the contrary.

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  • 42. The answer is 42.

    I rest my case.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    It isn't a matter of "how much rhetoric".....just how crazy the person happens to be.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I can't wait for the Alice's restaurant redeux!!!

  • 1 decade ago

    I've always liked that song, and now I like it even more. :)

  • ?
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    that is too many questions to answer

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