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An elderly couple was driving cross-country, and the woman was driving. She gets pulled over by the highway patrol. The officer says, "Ma'am, did you know you were speeding?"
The woman turns to her husband and asks, "What did he say?"
The old man yells, "HE SAYS YOU WERE SPEEDING."
The patrolman says, "May I see your license?"
The woman turns to her husband and asks, "What did he say?"
The old man yells, "HE WANTS TO SEE YOUR LICENSE." The woman gives him her license.
The patrolman says, "I see you are from Arkansas. I spent some time there once, had the worst s £ x with a woman I have ever had."
The woman turns to her husband and asks, "What did he say?"
"HE THINKS HE KNOWS YOU," the old man yells.
73 Answers
- Anonymous1 decade agoFavorite Answer
I was that police officer. She proved to me she wasn't all that bad at s e x. In fact, she was quite good.
But, I love what I do. I gave them a ticket anyway.
Scale from 1 - 10. 5.2
- Anonymous1 decade ago
No that`s not funny at all.2 Yankees passed an old mans house that just had a pond dug.They said to the old man can we go fishing and the old man said yes,knowing they would not catch anything.An hour later they came back with a string of bass,and the old man scratched his head and thought.The next week they came back and said we saw some honey suckle and wanted to know if they could get some honey and the old man said yes.They came back with a 5 gallon bucket full.A week later they came back and said when we where here last time we saw a pus-y willow tree,the old man said say no more boys let me get my boots.Now that`s funny .
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Yeah pretty funny! Here's one for you...What did the egg say to the pot of boiling water? Answer: It may take me a few minutes to get hard, I just got laid last night!
- 1 decade ago
Well not realy cuz im from De Queen , Arkansas i think thats kinda messed up
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
good 1 lmao 10/10
- Anonymous1 decade ago
I think you should stop using other people jokes and get some of your own tho I love you really your my lovely little Tinky Winky
- newcidermanLv 61 decade ago
I thought that was hillarious. well done Tink. 10/10+star
Our american friends seem to have a different sense of humour.
- 1 decade ago
i tihnk that is funny. i was totally not expecting that and you would think that the officer would start talking louder cause he noticed the lady couldnt hear but ya. that is good.
- dteacher1ukLv 51 decade ago
Ha hahahah hahaha hahaha hahahaha
My sides hurt from that one.
Have a star....you star.
