If you think the Bible is the literal truth?

The parts of it that are historical facts are to be taken as facts.

The parts that are parables and illustrations are to be taken as parables and illustrations.

The parts that are poetry and music are to be taken as poetry and music.

All of the parts contain "truth", are are to be taken as such.

That's a guy's theory. Stewart does a good job of keeping an open mind while entertaining his audience.

Yes, I do believe we should take the bible literally in it's context. The dead sea scrolls confirmed the accuracy of the old testament and I'll bet God kept the same watch over the interpretation of the New Testament as well.

Don't need to check out the link.....the Bible is full of parables and symbolic stories....some parts are not to be taken literally, but it is a good roadmap to living a loving life.

Peace, Love and Blessings

I know the Bible is the literal truth.

I know Godzilla is the literal truth

the bible is tales based on morality and thats it...it was written by man and it's not the literal truth.

yeah, somehow I don't think any link that sends me to Comedy Central is going to be an authority on the Bible.

Nothing but the truth, inspired word of God

THE BIBLE AND THE PEOPLE THAT WROTE IT IS REAL

The flood was real and destroyed the life sustaining earth, it has to be made new 2Pet.3:13; for John 3:16; Satan Rev.12:9; knew how to be a ventriliquist.

Mary was very honored to be the mother of Jesus, she was of Nathan the son of David, and her husband Joseph was of Jehoiachin. Noah was son #10, Abraham son #20, David son #34, Jehoiachin son #48 Eze.1:2; and Jesus son #62 in genealogy, born in Rome world Empire #6. Matt.1:1-17;

BIBLE BOOKS IN ORDER WITH ALL PROPHETS

#01. Genesis ~~~ Billions in time. Old earth prepared ages in time.

~~~ Adam- to year 2368, Joseph dies, Gen.50:26; flood 712 ago, 1698 BC

#02. Job [ 2293 to 2433, Moses age 80, Adam-2513 ], flood-857 & 1553 BC.

#03. Exodus 7:7; 12:40,41; Gal.3:16-18 [ 430 covenant to law ] flood-857.

#04. Leviticus [Abraham, Isaac, Jacob & Levi. Priestline 1Cor.6:1-15; Ezra];

#05. Numbers [ 33:38,39; Aaron Priest line age 123, 40th year dies ];

#06. Deuteronomy [ Moses 120, 40th died, flood-897, Adam-2553 ]; 1513 BC

#07. Joshua [ 5:6,10,12; 14th day New Year, flood-898th ago ]; 1512 BC

#08. Judges [ 11:26; 300 Judge Jair dies, flood-1198 ]; 1212 BC

#09. Ruth [ Abraham, Isaac, Jacob, Parez king line 4:18-22 ]; David 1107 BC

#10. 1Samuel [ Acts 13:20; 450 & 857, flood-1307 , Samuel 80 ]; 1103 BC

#11. 2Samuel [ Saul 1117 to 1077 BC ], David 1077 to 1037 BC

#12. 1Kings [ 6:1; 480 - 1513 Deut.34:7; 36 1Ki.42:11 ] ; 997 BC

#13. Psalms

#14. Proverbs Solomon 997 Bc. 18 Judah kings to 391st year is 606 BC.

#15. Ecclesiastes

#16. Song of Solomon-THE PROMISED LAND PROPHETS

#17. 2 Kings ~~~~~~~ 1077-1037 BC Gad 2Sam.24:11; Nathan 1Ki,1:45;

#18. 1Chronicles~~~~ 1037-0977 BC Ahijah 1Ki.11:29;12:22; Shemaiah

#19. 2Chronicles~ 0977-0947 BC Old Prophet 1. 1Ki.13:11,31 2. Man of God.

#20. Isaiah~~~~~~~~~ 0947-0936 BC Elijah 1Ki.16:1; 16:7; Jehu

#21. Hosea ~~~~~~~~~ 0936-0913 BC Micaiah 1Ki.22:9; Elisha 2Ki.2:1;

#22. Joel ~~~~~~~~~~ 0913-0827 BC Amitai and Jonah 2Ki.14:25;

#23. Amos ~~~~~~~~~~ 0827-0714 BC Hosea 1:1; 2Ki.15:2; 19:2; Isaiah

#24. Obadiah ~~~~~~~ 0827-0800 BC Joel 1:1; and Amos 1:1;

#25. Nahum ~~~~~~~~~ 0800-0750 BC Obadiah 1:1;

#26. Jonah ~~~~~~~~~ 0750-0777 BC Nahum 1:1;

#27. Habakkuk ~~~~~~ 0777-0760 BC Habakkuk 1:1;

#28. Zephaniah ~~~~~ 0777-0720 BC Zephaniah 1:1;

#29. Micah ~~~~~~~~~ 0720-0650 BC Micah Jer.26:18;

#30. Jeremiah ~ 0650~0606-0570-BC 0550 Jeremiah 2Ki.23:23; Baruch

#31. Lamentations ~~ 0606-0554 BC Huldah 2Ki.22:14; Ezekiel 2Ki.24:12;

#32. Ezekiel ~~~~~~~ 0633-0606-BC Adam 3460- 0533 BC Daniel and Iddo

#33. Daniel-633-606~ 0533-0526-BC 0443 BC, Ezra, Haggai and Mordecai

~~~ Flood 1804 -606 2Ki.25:8; 2Chr.36:20-23; 391st -997 Solomon. 606 BC

#34. Ezra-0526-0443 BC. #35. Nehemiah. #36. Esther [ and Mordecai ].

~~~~ #37. Zechariah, #38. Haggai. #39. Malachi. 443 BC

Babylon Empire #3, 3460, 606 to Jesus in Rome #6, now 2007 is 6,073.

O.T. 39 books 1110 years, done 443 BC. Greece Empire #5, 336 BC

N.T. 27 books 50 - 100 years after Christ in Roman Empire #6.

KJV Bible 1611 published, at 303 years is 1914 after Christ [ now 2007 ],

93 years ago an excepted translation by law of man and God, for end times.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ AS IN BIBLE ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Genesis, Exodus, Leviticus, Numbers, Deuteronomy, Joshua, Judges, Ruth,

1 & 2 Samuel, 1 & 2 Kings, 1 & 2 Chronicles, Ezra, Nehemiah, Ester, Job,

Psalms, Proverbs, Ecclesiastes, Song of Solomon, Isaiah, Jeremiah,

Lamentations, Ezekiel, Daniel, Hosea, Joel, Amos, Obadiah, Jonah, Micah,

Nahum, Habakkuk, Zephaniah, Haggai, Zechariah, Malachi.

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Heb.11:1-40,12:1,2; Acts 7:1-60,13:17-23; The bible is very real.

Source(s):

Bible.

yup because God cannot lie.

In hope of eternal life, which God, that cannot lie, promised before the world began;

Titus 1:2