Will anyone Buy my soul for a Million Dollars?

why the fu*k would i buy yours when I'm still trying to sell my soul

btw do you have Satan's phone number 666 doesn't work

Hey, your soul is: 1).mind (thinking, reasoning, memory, calculations, decisions, five physical senses, personality, understanding and wisdom and more), 2).freewill (choices, volition) and 3).emotions (feelings, desire, etc.)

Now without that, what good is a million $$'s anyway?. Instead of selling your soul; all of who you are, your mind, will, and emotions source, why not give it to God and let Him supply all your needs adn help you get your priorities straight. You are unique and necessary and even with a problem, there are answers and means and resources that you don't even know about.

Since you don't have $million$, what you got to lose? Just ask God to prove Himself and let you know if He is real and if He cares even about your need (or desire) for this money?

He'll answer you if you are sincere in your question.

If I could buy your soul, I would give it to Jesus, who owns everything. Watch out what you ask for, you lose your soul and a million $$ won't buy it back, it is beyond earthly price, it is priceless. Who owns your soul owns YOU and they would also own your million $$. See?

Not exactly sure what you mean. But it does remind me of one of the lyrics in that old song by Tennessee Ernie Ford; "I owe my soul to the company store". I think the name of the song was Sixteen Tons.

At least your honest, most of the souls I collect from the intellectually dishonest; actually have to pay me to take them off their hands.

You need any extras?

BTW, because you used the word "need" instead of "want", you already lost yours.

You should write George W. Bush. He's in need of a new one, after selling his for the Presidency.

Hey they can have mine for half a mil! A bargain!

(funny how some people claim that a fictional character (satan) can buy something that doesn't exist (a soul).

Laughable.

Naw - Im still trying to pawn mine off on some sucker for $5M.

If Im successful, Ill give you a $1M for yours - as long as I have the rights to resell!

If you don't need it it isn't worth much. Pay me a few bucks and I'll dispose of it for you.

You do not have a soul at this point so how can you sell it.

I've got one piece of trident gum and $1. Oh and I have $5.93 left on this Macy's gift card.

Deal?