Can I go through your questions and answers and correct all the spelling and grammar mistakes?

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You can certainly try but since I am pedantic about correct spelling, grammar and punctuation, I wish you all the luck in the world finding any errors.

I know what you're saying...

I had such a laugh the other day, someone asked the Q:

What does the ... said to ...?

Someone replied she should check her grammar, it's supposed to be:

What did the ... said to ...?

Hahaha! From DOES SAID to DID SAID!

(I did said nothing at that time, I did kept quiet.)

And English is my second language.

Oh by the way, go ahead! Please let me know whether you found a typo!

It really is annoying - the spelling mistakes I mean..........why do people not use the check spelling button? Saves embarrassment all round.

You probably should. From the looks of it, it seems schools aren't doing their jobs as they should be. How you type here is pretty indicative of how you speak in real life.

You may go through my questions and answers but you shall find no mistakes!

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This doesn't answer your question, but where did you get those poems? I like them. Email me and tell me what book they are from. Thanks

jd_honesty@yahoo.com

Knock yourself out!

Go ahed xx