Is it true that if you sit in a bath of pineapple you will die ?

only if you leave the skin and top on you will get pineappleitis of the rectum

Yes. Pineapple is known to be a vicious juice. Each molecule of pineapple juice is equipped with a rudimentary brain, jaws that the Alien would shiver at, and a huge desire to eat and defecate. It is worse than a school of piranhas. Plus it gets high on human skin and goes berserk. If you have ever seen someone who has been eaten from the inside out, then it is likely to be because that person took a bath of pineapple. This kind of thing is becoming more and more common as the first world gets richer and richer and is more and more able to buy copious pineapples from the third one.

Sit In Bath

Assuming you get into a tub, and a large truck dumps ripe pineapples upon your head until they fill the bathtub, yes you will die because if the weight doesn't crush you the sharp points on the pineapple skin will poke you and cause you to bleed to death.

A pluged in hairdryer yes,,,,, a pineapple NO!!!!!

Yes it's true, I done it last week. I'm sending this message from hell, global warming has gone mad down here !

Only if some of the stroppy ones go for you.

Ermmmm....I dont think so some how....unless you have an allergy to pinapple

First I've heard.

I don't know if you'll permanently dye,but you may be yellow for a while.