Here's another one. Do you like it?

A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb weight loss program.

The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a

voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of

Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.

She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.

The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me."

Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later

huffing and puffing, he finally gives up.

The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing

happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he

has Lost 10 lbs. as promised..

He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program.

The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most

stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is

wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her

neck that reads, "If you catch me you can have me".

Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent

shape and it takes him a while before he can continue, so for the

next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in

better and better shape.

Much to his delight on the fifth day he weighs himself only to discover

that he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised.

He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50

pound program.

"Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is

our most rigorous program." "Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this

good in years."

The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he

finds Richard Simmons standing there wearing nothing but pink running

shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, "If I catch you, you're mine