you know you are in Melbourne when...?

You decided the date of your wedding day but it has to be postponed to the next day because it was Grand Final day and if you have it on the day you wanted, NO ONE will show up at the church - and that includes the priest!

You know when you are in Melbourne when........

* You need sunscreen and an umbrella in the same day

* You want to go out for dinner and can choose Vietnamese, Greek, Italian, Lebanese, French, Chinese, Japanese and Pub grub - all on the same street!!!

* You hear the roar of a 90 thousand strong crowd at an Aussie rules match at the MCG

you get the tam from the CBD to St Kilda beach and have fish and chips, even better going to brighton beach and seeing the bathing boxes and having fish and chips.

Or catching the tram into the city and going to see a football match at the MCG

when you hear the roar of the crowd at the MCG (Aussie rules ground) from out in the street.

p.s you won't hear anything in sydney because nothing is ever on-oops! sorry i forgot the mardi gra lol

You get run off the road by terrible drivers.

When at 9.30pm, your just getting geared up for a big night and every thing is about to close except the bloody casino, where you have to be well dressed and get past the gorilla's at the door. Sydney's the way to go.

You smell the city

oh, i thought you meant melbourne florida, usa ( that is where i went to high school) ...................you know you're in melbourne if everyone is gone during the summer! lol tess

...you get four seasons in one day.

you have to pay toll fees....