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What do you Think of Catholic Parrots - A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him "Father I have a
problem. I have 2 female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing". "What do they say" the priest inquired. "They say, Hi we're hookers, do you want some fun". "That's obscene" the priest exclaimed. Then he thought for a moment and said "I have 2 male parrots which I have taught to pray & read the bible. Bring your 2 parrots over to my house & we'll put them in the cage with Franics and Peter and my parrots can teach your parrots to praise and worship and your parrots are sure to stop saying that phrase in no time".The next day she brought the female parrots to the priests house. As he ushered her in she saw his two male parrots were inside their cage holding rosary beads and praying. She walked over and put her parrotts in the cage with them The female parrots cried out in unsion "Hi we're hookers do you want to have some fun"? There was stunned silence. Shocked. One male parrott looked over at the other and exclaimed "Put the beads away Frank, our prayers have been answered."
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- Anonymous1 decade agoFavorite Answer
nice one
been laughing for 10 minutes now
- Anonymous1 decade ago
That's great, your on form Jill Pin. A star and 10/10.
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
LMAO!! As an ex catholic, I like this one! A real hooter - have forwarded it to the priest I know!! Well done.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
The priest is naive.....the parrots had been praying for fun all the time....
- 1 decade ago
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LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL!!!!*pat on da back* 4 u, dat was very good im so stealing that one to and sending it on to all my friends!!have a star and a great day!! Thanks 4 d laugh!
- claraLv 51 decade ago
Great joke, was going to get a friend for my budgie, think I've just changed my mind!