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Hey guys. What do you think? Funny?

A company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hires a new CEO.

This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers.

On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall.

The room is full of workers and he thinks this is his chance to show everyone he means business!

The CEO, walks up to the guy and asks - "and how much money do you make a week?"

Undaunted, the young fellow looks at him and replies, "I make $200.00 a week. Why?"

The CEO then hands the guy $200 in cash and screams - "here's a week's pay, now GET OUT and don't come back!"

Feeling pretty good about his first firing, the CEO looks around the room and asks - "does anyone want to tell me what that slacker did here?"

With a sheepish grin, one of the other workers mutter -

"Pizza delivery guy".

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  • BEAR
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago
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    now that was funny

  • 5 years ago

    Here is the list of the funniest all time movies. 1. Airplane! 2. The Naked Gun 1,2,3 3. Pink Panther movies with Peter Sellers 4. White Chicks 5. Young Frankenstein 6. Blazing Saddles

  • 1 decade ago

    Believe it or not, that really happened to me.

    I just finished delivering building material to a construction site on a Friday afternoon and was having a Coke waiting for the foreman to come and confirm delivery form When this ''hi roller'' with a white construction hat and wearing a business suit came up to me and asked ''How much do you make in a week'' really gruff like, I told him about $325.00 a week. He hands me $300.00 and told me to find another job cause I''m fired ! Shortly afterwards I got in the building supplies' company truck and phoned the building materials company I worked for and asked them why I was fired ? They said ''WHAT ???'' Nobody fired you.

    (Needless to say, I worked for them for another 3 years) LOL!!!

    Source(s): SCHOOL OF HARD KNOCKS !
  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Nice to see your still on form Tink. 10/10.

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  • 1 decade ago

    Hilarious that's the best I've heard in ages

  • 1 decade ago

    hahahaha thats hilarious 10/10+*

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    another gd 1 pmsl 10/10

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    hi tink i wish i could get money like that 10/10

  • 1 decade ago

    Guess he couldn't tell by the Domino's hat and empty pizza warmer in his hand?

  • 1 decade ago

    Great!! I actually laughed out loud!! Star

  • 1 decade ago

    Pretty good! Lol

    Star

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