Yahoo Answers is shutting down on May 4th, 2021 (Eastern Time) and beginning April 20th, 2021 (Eastern Time) the Yahoo Answers website will be in read-only mode. There will be no changes to other Yahoo properties or services, or your Yahoo account. You can find more information about the Yahoo Answers shutdown and how to download your data on this help page.

DMsView asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles ยท 1 decade ago

Couple of football jokes. Funny?

Coming to toy shops soon will be the Chelsea dart board. Apparently there's a lot of bull but no doubles or trebles.

After their Champions League exit, Man Utd sponsor AIG have announced they will continue to sponsor the red side of Manchester but with one small change. AIG will now stand for Almost In Greece.

Leeds Utd have today announced that their new sponsor will be Pampers, When asked why, a spokesperson for the club said, "well, it's because we've got p*ss up the front and s**t at the back!"

8 Answers

Relevance
  • police
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    I think AIG should stand for 'AC-Milan Is Great!'

    Nice jokes by the way.

  • 1 decade ago

    haha, the secound ones funny.

  • Teejay
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    Ha ha made me chuckle. Liked them all.

    :-)))

  • 1 decade ago

    there realy funny

  • How do you think about the answers? You can sign in to vote the answer.
  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    not three bad

  • 1 decade ago

    lol

  • 1 decade ago

    lol

  • 1 decade ago

    i don't get them!

Still have questions? Get your answers by asking now.