Who wants to be in my government?

Head Secretary of State please. I wanna be all sexy with my secretary glasses, stiletto heels and my note pad. Oh and i can type 83 words per minute :)

Edit: LOL!

Edit: oooo i got a hater or 2. I love it!! :)

Cats? There are going to be cats? Oh dear, my husband is allergic to cats.

How about a telecommute job? I can be the boss of the country's internet. Or email. Or doing research through the internet. Because I do that a lot.

Minister of Sleeping. I do that a lot, too.

Me! Me!

You are obviously going to give Plum the Education job - younger, prettier, lesbian (a wise choice anyway ... I taught her everything she knows!)

Could I be caretaker/handyman/gardener?

As full-time life on an island full of beautiful lesbians might be a bit much for an old hettie like me, so could you send me as your ambassador to the UN every now and then?

Hey, make me head of Social Security!

I'm already in that line of work... I'm a social servant so I know how to follow the rules and more important how to find the holes in the law ;-)

National flag can only be the rainbow flag and I'd say as anthem a song from Queen... "We are the champions" or something strong like that!

Let me know when I have to pack my bags...

Oh yes, I'm bringing my wife and cats...

I would like to be Secretary of Defense to the Minister of Defense (which would be Lokasenna!) Between an Otter and Puffin *Nothing* is getting in or out of hand (well, *maybe* out of hand hee hee hee) without us knowing about it. Especially by water...we'd know everything that went on by water!!!

(and gods help those cranky foreign officials, they'd best learn some manners!)

And Truckinotter (of course) would have to be Minister of Transportation.It's something she's very very knowledgeable about.

Oh Cooool!! Do we get more funny hats??? I love funny hats!!

I wanna be Supreme Court Justice!!

You KNOW I'm good at keeping it real, keeping it orderly and giving a nice sarcastic, smartassed responses to people who wanna think they know it all and proclaim self-righteousness. I'd be like Judge Judy

EDIT: damn, looks like someone's already applied for that position. Ok..how bout Surgeon General? or Head of Center for Disease Control? I'm a 3rd year medical technology major.

Minister responsible for the arts - am a writer (published) and attended art school, have been an actor - great sense of humour, can take the rough with the smooth!

I speak fluently 3 languages, 3 words in Russian 2 in Arabic, and I can say 'I Love You' in Welsh and in Chinese.

I speak a better English than George W. Bush, and I shook Madonna's hand in New York City.

I also have a collection of important looking big hats, meant for serious occasions, and every new government needs people to show with big hats -- do I get the job?

Oooo, me for Minister of Education, pretty please!

Darling, I just can't get the picture of you as Margaret Rutherford in 'The Mouse that Roared' out of my head (younger, skinnier, and less wrinkled, obviously!) ... ROFLMAO

And although she doesn't seem to be around, I think Kadija S should be the head of the palace guard.

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deputy pm id stop any chavs coming to the island (and if you happened to have an accident of some sort i could take over power shall soon be mine but you can pretend you did'nt read that last part)

I wanna be minister of finance - I have ten year's bookkeeping experience. (Which is more than our current minister of finance has!)

And I have a friend who's a Veterinarian - so I'll bring her with for Cisje's and my cats! She's straight though (my friend) - is that going to be a problem? She might infect others...