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Goodbye Letter ??
A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then, he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, "Dad." With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands.
"Dear Dad, It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing this. I had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice, but I knew you would not approve of her, because of all her piercings, tattoos, her tight Motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much older than
I am. But it's not only the passion, Dad she's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods, and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves, and trading it with the other people in the commune, for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS, so Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it!! Don't worry Dad, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself. Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you can get to know your grandchildren.
Love,
John.
P.S. Dad, None of the above is true….I'm over at Tommy's house…..I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card that's in my centre desk drawer….Please call me when it is safe for me to come home. xxxx.
15 Answers
- billtheanglerLv 51 decade agoFavorite Answer
Excellent, this makes up for the last few days of mundane jokes, 10 / 10 and a star, thanks for making my weekend
- ?Lv 44 years ago
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
Brilliant
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- 1 decade ago
wish i was that smart when my report card came out---surprise me with the ending thought it was going to lead in different direction
- Anonymous1 decade ago
That is great. Do you want any stars? Well, you get one
- Lily & Stu TooLv 51 decade ago
Bugger! Wish I'd thought of that one a few (ok, more than a few) years ago.....
- Jim MLv 41 decade ago
Every time I've read this and the variations it still cracks me up...................STAR
