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Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very faithful

and loving wives, however, they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi

Breezers. Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they

stopped in the cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with so she

thought she would take off her panties and use them. Her friend however

was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin

them.She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a

ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that. After the girls did

their business they proceeded to go home.

The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his normally

sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other

husband and said, "These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to

suspect the worst. My wife came home with no panties!!"

"That's nothing" said the other husband, "Mine came back with a card stuck

to her a** that said..... 'From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll

never forget you.'