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For Girl's only please........If men look don't take it personally !!?

At first I was afraid, I was petrified.

By the ugly w*nker that was lying by my side.

I would've drunk a little less, I would've tried to keep my head,

If I'd known for just one second I'd be in your crusty bed...

I tried to go, walk out the door.

But I laughed so hard at your small knob that I've fallen on the floor.

Your butts a pimply mess, it's just a broken-out disgrace,

But I'd rather look at that, than at your f*cken ugly face..!

I want to go, I've got to leave.

Your talk of chicks and football really makes me want to heave.

only know I've got to stop my drinking spirits and the beer

Coz when I looked at you last night, you looked just like that Richard Gere!

Please let me go, I feel quite sick,

We had the worst sex in the world and you're such an ugly pr*ck

I should have sha*ged your gorgeous mate, at least he's got a lovely flat

But no, I go and trust the booze and now I'm stuck with you, you t*at.

Update:

can't believe, that we both shagged.

You should be wearing concrete shoes or simply bound and gagged.

I'm ******* off right now, I'm jumping on the flippin' train and I'm not

stopping till I'm home and washed your greeblies down the drain.

It's time to go, run out the door.

You look so ugly it should really be against the law.

I'm going to give up all the booze, I'm going to have no stupid fun

Coz waking up beside your mug, just makes me want to be a nun!

;-)

Update 2:

Officialdumbestblonde,

IT'S A JOKE

I LOVE MEN SOOOOOO MUCH

;-)

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  • 1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    Soooo funny. I just took my laptop into my bedroom and sang the song to my geezer, with a few dance moves thrown in for good measure. Oh, you should have seen his face. When I finished (in a fit of giggles) he rolled over and told me to pi ss off. I guess the night work has robbed his sense of humour……..as well.

    But thanks for that babe, made me chuckle no end

  • Anonymous
    5 years ago

    Personally I dont mind a pretty face on a man. Or the skinny legs. I dont like if there is no facial hair or no hair on those legs though. Its a matter of taste. Hairless is sick looking to me.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Were you that drunk?

    I'm sorry you don't like me, but at least I got a story to tell me mates down the pub!

    Same time next week?

    Mid you, how many blokes have had the same experience with munter women?

    lol

    xxx

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I will re-issue the song next week with your lyrics

    Lots of love

    Gloria Gaynor.xxxx

    .

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  • 1 decade ago

    That has to be the best joke/song/rhyme I've seen yet on answers, i love it

  • 1 decade ago

    Funny felt like that last wk "Have now givn up Beer"

  • 4 years ago

    Ha! Made me look!

  • 1 decade ago

    New words for a karaoke classic

  • Yeah, You had it rough but "You will survive", right?

    I seriously hope you copied this off of somewhere and this wasn't from your own experience ^^

  • 1 decade ago

    Lol.

    That was very good...definitely one of your better ones.

    You reply to Official_dumbest_blonde ....well, look at the name?

    Lol.

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