What is a good excuse?

What a question, let's see, she'll probably believe anything you tell her because she is probably looking for an excuse to go be with her lover and get rid of you since you are low down dog while you are out with your mistress. Now that the shoe is on the other foot, how do you feel?

Your excuse: My most precious darling, I am a low down dirty dog and a coward and should be put out in the pasture for the wolves. I will be leaving and not returning because I no longer deserve you. I'm going where the scoundrels hang. I feel for you wife. She deserves much more than what you are giving her. You are why most women stay single.

What a stupid cow. Get a life... U r a disgussting person. I can't wait for the day day ur wife will catch u red handed and send u packing. by then, ur mistress should have realised what a fool u r, and turn her back on u too.

Then you'll be left with ur sorry *** all alone...HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!

Your name good guy and what you want to do is all wrong.

How about cheater---loser--jerk--homewreck--liar---cheater.

Get a life and either get a divorce and be with your mistress or behave yourself and stay with your wife.

On second thought go with your mistress and give your wife a divorce she deserve a good man

Tell Her "I'm a lieing, cheating a hole and I'm going to be with my nasty, skanky mistress"

You give all the real good guys a really bad name

It's becuse of a**holes like you that women don't trust men in the first place

I hope you catch something that makes your d**k fall off.

Tell her the truth, if youre not happy with her then LEAVE HER. Asses like you give all other guys a bad name. Youre why i feel like i cant trust my man, and hes totally faithful. Be a man ..... did you ever think anout how its going to hurt your wife. bet not cuz you were too busy banging some wh0re. Go you...i bet your so proud of youself. Assho1e

What would work for me is: "Hay babe, get your boyfriend to come over for the weekend. I am going out with my girlfriend. See ya on Monday"

a good excuse is, honey i have a date this weekend with this dirty, stank, whore and i cant stay home with you because i am a not good piece of sh-it. so dont worry, i will be okay, just know i will not want sex from you though. BD

how about the truth, and then you would be able to see your mistress anytime you wanted, let me guess your another gut less wonder?

Your a pretty bad husband. Your wife deserves better!