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A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.... repeat airing. Only star IF you smile.?

Our hero rides into town and stops at the only saloon there for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on newcomers. By the time he finishes his drink, he finds that his horse has been stolen.

He comes back into the bar, flips his gun into the air, catches it above his head without even looking and fires a shot into the ceiling. "Who stole my horse?" he yells manfully, glancing around the room.

No one answers.

"I'm gonna have another beer and if my horse ain't back outside by the time I'm finished, I'm gonna do what I done back in Texas and believe ya me, I don't wanna have to do what I done back in Texas!"

Some of the locals shift restlessly.

He has another beer, walks outside, and his horse is back! He saddles up and starts to ride out of town. The bartender wanders out of the bar and asked, "Say pardner, what happened in Texas?"

Our hero turns back and quietly says…………

"I had to walk home!"

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    lol i like it! you made me smile and so have yourself a deserved star!

  • ?
    Lv 4
    5 years ago

    you lady along with your adult males are dumb you're making some adult males dumb and administration them b/c you're all puppetears i'm extremely clever and he or she did not point out her dress length in any respect she purely reported 8 returned she shouldent be so dam fearful approximately how fat shes getting b/c she has a guy that seems whipped although he ought to look after her and love her nonetheless who's she lookign stable for huh...yeah prolly the friggin plumber...ahhhhhhhhh...why meeeee!!!!!!!!!

  • 1 decade ago

    So they think hes saying something nasty but he had to walk home classic!

  • 1 decade ago

    LOL. I liked that one. Definitely made me smile.

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  • 1 decade ago

    haha thats funny

  • 1 decade ago

    Yes that did tickle me!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    His boots were made for walkin'!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    haha

  • 1 decade ago

    It's the way you tell 'em.

  • 1 decade ago

    lmao

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