Im running for Student Council President, do you have any speech ideas for me?

A list of possible are: Clean Modaff (fall and spring), Thanksgiving Food Drive (early November), Food Drive (December and/or spring).

ok this was mine, and I really think you should use it. I give you complete permission:

"Hello my fellow students, Today i must tell you a story. It was 5 years ago today when i had been venturing across the exotic islands of panama in search of new species of butterflies when I came upon a local barbaric tribe. They took me prisoner, and ceremouniously fed me poisonus berries that put me in a coma. For 3 long years I was in a coma unable to move or think. When I finally regained consiousness, the first words and only thoughts on my mind were "I WANT TO BE YOUR STUDENT COUNCIL PRESIDENT!!!!"

It is MY duty and mission to be your president. I have put up with so much and traveled so far to get here and there are no words that can describe how proud of myself i am to return to you." and blablabal you can impprovise from here.

Oh I dont know. Start out by downing president Bush and the war in Iraq. Threaten any opposition privately, and slander them publicly. Pump people up by talking about your schools football team and then say how much the rival schools team sucks. Make a joke about Paris Hilton going to jail, its hott. Claim that your mother is struggling against cancer. Shake hands, kiss babies, and pay everyone a dollar if they vote for you.

Tell them you'll promise to put two new pop machines in the cafeteria, and also get a glitter Bonne Bell dispenser for all the girls’ bathrooms. So, who wants to eat chimichangas next year? Not me!

Be a poltican say nice good stuff about how good u are then instate a corrupt dictatoship and make a deal with rich saudi's, opps that REAL polticis mmm well do what any one would do tell em whgaat they want to hear

Yeah watch last night's Heroes and copy Nathan Petrelli's election speech.

Make a sign that says "Free drink on me" then put your name and have arrows pointing to a water fountain. ( it shows humor people want that in a class president)

pull the troops out of iraq

Dr. Pepper in the water fountains

find an alternative fuel source

throw acting in there cause one time this girl in the school that no one liked gave her speech and she did little skits in it

and she won the election by far

EVERY1 NEEDS A SUPERMAN AND/OR WOMAN, AND IM HERE TO SAVE THE DAY