Easy as 1, 2, 3. - only star if you like it...lol?

An elderly man finds he is unable to perform sexually. He visits his doctor and tries various medications but nothing seems to work. The doctor finally refers him to an American Indian ‘medicine man’.

The medicine man says, "I can cure this, no problem..."

He throws a white powder into a flame, resulting in a flash with billowing blue smoke. He advises, "This is powerful healing BUT you can only use it once a year. All you have to do is say '123,' and it shall rise for as long as you wish!"

The old guy asks, "What happens when it's over, and I don't want to continue?" The medicine man replies, "You or your partner must say 1234, and it will go down. BUT be warned, it will not work again for another year."

The old gent rushes home, anxious to try out his new powers and prowess. That night he is ready to surprise his wife. He showers, shaves, and puts on his most exotic shaving lotion and cologne. After that, he gets into bed, lies next to his wife in eager anticipation and slowly says…….

"123."

Suddenly he has the most gigantic e_rection he has ever had, exactly as the medicine man had promised! His wife, who has been facing away from him, turns over and asks………..

‘What did you say 123 for?’