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Friday afternoon joke about Quasimodo. Funny or not?
Quasimodo, the hunchback of Notre Dame, madly in love with Esmerelda, starting ringing the town bell with such vigour that he over balanced and started to fall.
As he did so, his head hit the bell with such force, that it alerted the town folk to trouble.
One of the first men on the scene started looking at him.
"You know him?" asked another villager.
"No," came the reply. "But his face rings a bell!"
Oh, and it gets worse I'm afraid!
A little later on, Quasimodo's brother appeared to take over the bell ringing job of his sibling. He'd barely been doing the task for a day when he too, fell from the bell tower and died.
Again, the villagers came rushing forward and the same man looked upon the deceased.
"You know him?" asked another villager.
"No," replied the man. "But he's a dead ringer for his brother!"
18 Answers
- 1 decade agoFavorite Answer
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- ?Lv 44 years ago
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
I like the Quasimodo wok joke better
- Motörhead FanLv 61 decade ago
that one was old when my great grandfather was fighting in the trenches of the First World War
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
Brilliant, loved that one. But you shouldn't talk about my husband like that. lol.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Yes good 1 that infact 2 for price of 1 Thanks
