Who has a cool name?

Up front, I think Romany is as cool as it gets.

I love Mena Suvari. (I suppose her loveliness contributes.)

Also, the names William Safire, Charlie Rose, and Hugh Hefner have rings to them.

And you can't leave out Gwyneth Paltrow, or Michele Pfeiffer, or think about it, Kate Moss.

Also, Parker Posey and Mick Jagger.

Crystal Shanda Leer,

Teresa Renteria

I just heard about someone who wanted to name their kid Branch. My middle name is Barie which sounds like Marie...haven't heard anyone else with that.

Adam Baum

Adam Zapel

Al Bino

Al Dente

Al Fresco

Al K. Seltzer

Alf A. Romeo

Amanda Lay (real person)

Amanda Lynn (a mandolin)

Amber Green

Anita Bath, Anita Bohn, Anita Friske, Anita Knapp, Anita Lay, Anita Mann, Anita Mandalay

Anna Prentice (an apprentice)

Anna Recksiek (anorexic)

Anna Sasin

Anne Teak

Annie Howe, Annie Matter

April May (a real person I knew in high school)

April Schauer (real person)

Aretha Holly

Armand Hammer

Art Major, Art Painter, Art Sellers

B.A. Ware

Barb dwarf

Barbara Seville

Barry Cade

Bea Minor and Dee Major

Beau Archer, Beau Tye

Ben Dover, Ben Down, Eileen Dover, Skip Dover

Ben Marcata (a musical term)

Bess Eaton (donut shop chain)

Biff Wellington

Bill Dingdong

Bill Foldes

Bill Loney

Billy Rubin

Bob cat

Bob Katz, Tom Katz

Bonnie Ann Clyde

Brad Hammer (carpenter joke)

Brandon Cattell

Brighton Early

Brock Lee

Brooke Trout

Bud Light

Bud Wieser (real college math teacher)

Buster Cherry, Buster Hyman

C. Good (alledgedly a real eye doctor)

C. Senor

Candace Spencer (can dispenser)

Candy Barr, Candy Baskett, Candy Kane, Candy Sweet

Cara Sterio (alleged real person)

Carrie Dababi ("carry the baby" - Dababi is an Egyptian name)

Carrie Oakey

Casey Macy

Cheri Pitts, Harry Pitts

Chris Coe

Chris Cross

Chris P. Bacon

Chuck U. Farley

Chuck Waggon

Claire Annette

Constance Noring

Count Dunn, Count Orff

Coyne Flatt (real person)

Craven Moorehead

Crystal Ball

Crystal Claire Waters

Crystal Snow

D. Liver

Dan D. Lyons

Dan Druff

Dan Saul Knight

Darren Deeds

Dick Bender (real sports person)

Dick Burns

Dick Bush (real person)

Dick Finder (real name of a urologist)

Dick Head

Dick Hertz

Dick Hunter (my junior high principal - really!)

Dick Mussell

Dick Pole (real major league baseball player)

Dick Rasch (real person)

Dick Tator

Dick Trickle (real person, a NASCAR driver)

Dilbert Pickles

Dinah Soares

Dixon, Cox, and Peters (law firm)

Don Key

Donny Brook

Doris Schutt (Doris Open...)

Doug Graves

Doug Witherspoon

Douglas Furr

Dr. Harry C. Beaver (real OB/GYN, retired now, see HERE)

Dr. Bender (Chiropracter)

Dr. Butcher

Dr. DeKay, DDS

Dr. & Dr. Doctor (real married doctors from Norwalk, CT)

Dr. E. Ville

Dr. Gass (allegedly a real anesthesiologist)

Dr. Gutstein

Dr. Hanusi

Dr. Hurt you (real pediatrician in Saginaw, MI)

Dr. Hymen

Dr. Kauff

Dr. Look (real opthalmologist in Hawaii)

Dr. Looney - a psychiatrist of course!

Dr. Payne (plastic surgeon in Sandusky, OH)

Dr. Pullham

Dr. Surgeon (another real doctor from Stamford, CT)

Drew Peacock

Duane Pipe

Dusty Rhodes

Dusty Sandmann (real person, submitted by his dad Roger Sandmann)

Edna May (or may not)

Earl E. Bird

Earl Lee Riser

Easton West

Eaton Wright and Liv Good

Ella Vader

Eric Shinn

Estelle Hertz (it still hurts)

Evan Keel

Faith Christian

Fanny O'Rear

Ferris Wheeler

Ford Parker

Forrest Green

Dr. Frank Bonebreak (real doctor)

Gae Hooker (allegedly real surgical prep nurse)

Gaye Jolly

Gail Storm

Gene Poole

Geoff L. Tavish (Gefilte fish)

Gil Fishing

Ginger Rayl, Ginger Vitus

Gladys C. Hughes (glad to see you)

Hamilton Burger (Ham Burger, character on the old Perry Mason TV series)

Harry Armand Bach, Harry Balls

Harry Caray (famous sports announcer)

Harry Hooker

Harry Cox, Harry Johnson, Harry P. Ness, Harry Peters

Harry Rump (a real plumber from Freemont, Maine!)

Harry Rotterdamsteinburglim

Hazle Nutecase

Heidi Clare

Helen Waite (credit manager - if you want credit go to Helen Waite)

Holly McRell

Holly Day, Holly Wood

Hugh Glass

Hugh Jorgan

Hugh Morris (a "humorous" name, thanks to Shaun Oriold)

Hy Ball

Hy Lowe, Bea Lowe

Hy Marx (scholar)

I.D. Clair

I.M. Boring

I.P. Freely, I.P. Daly

Ileane Wright, Ilene South (West, East...)

Ima Hogg (a real person, daughter of a Texas governor)

Iona Ford

Iona Frisbee (alledgedly a real person)

Ivan Oder

Ivana Mandic (a real basketball player)

Jack Goff (my uncle - no kidding!)

Jack Hammer

Jack Tupp (the perfect name for a car mechanic)

Jay Walker

Jean Poole

Jenny Tull

Jim Laucher (gym locker)

Jim Shu, Jim Sox

Jo King ho

Joe Kerr (joker)

Jordan Rivers

Joy Killer

Joy Rider

June Bugge

Justin Case, Justin Hale, Justin Inch, Justin Time, Justin Miles North (just ten miles north)

Kandi Apple

Kelly Green

Kenny Penny

Kerry Okipoki

King Queene

Lake Speed (a real person, NASCAR race car driver)

Lance Boyle, Lance Butts

Laura Lynne Hardy

Laura Norder (law and order)

Leigh King (leaking)

Levon Coates

Les Moore

Lisa Carr

Lisa May Boyle, Lisa May Dye

Lois Price (bargain shopper) and her husband Hy Price

Lou Pole

Lou Zar (loser)

Luke Worm

Lynn C. Doyle

Lynn O. Liam

M. Balmer

Marlon Fisher

Marsha Dimes (march of dimes)

Marsha Mellow

Marty Graw

Mary Annette Woodin

Mary Christmas

Matt Tress

Maude L.T. Ford

Max Little

Max Power

May Day

May Furst

Mel Loewe

Melba Crisp (real person who emailed me)

Melody Music

Mia Hamm (a real person)

Mike Easter

Mike Hunt

Mike Raffone

Mike Rotch

Mike Stand (a real person)

Mike Sweeney (sounds as Mike's weenie), famous baseball player

Minny van Cow

Mister Bates

Misty Waters (a real person)

Misty C. Shore (a real person), Rocky Shore, Sandy C. Shore (another real person)

Moing Lestor

Molly Kuehl

Mona Lott

Monica Lottery (real person)

Morey Bundle

Muddy Waters (famous blues singer, though probably not his real name)

Myles Long

Nancy Ann Cianci (real person, wife of Providence, RI mayor Buddy Cianci)

Nat Sass

Neil Down

Neil McNeil (submitted by his cousin)

Noah Riddle, Noah Lott

Norma Leigh Lucid

Olive Yew

Oliver Sutton (all of a sudden)

Ophelia Payne

Oren Jellow

Otto Graf

P. Ness

P. Brainless

Paige Turner

Park A. Studebaker

Pat Downe (a real person)

Pat McCann

Pearl E. Gates, Pearl E. White

Penny Dollar (real person)

Penny Lanedriving

Penny Nichols

Penny Wisedome

Pepe Ronialdo

Pete Moss and his son Forest

Peter Johnson (a real announcer on public radio), Dick Johnfather

Peter Peed

Phil Graves (cemetery employee)

Phil Rupp

Pierce Deer

Pierce Hart

Polly Ester

Post, Mark

Price Wright (another real person)

Priti Manek ("pretty manic", real doctor in Houston, TX)

R. M. Pitt

R. Sitch

R. Slicker

Randy Guy

Randy Lover

Ray Zenz (raisins)

Rob Banks

Rex Easley (reportedly a real traffic safety teacher at Kamiakin High, Kennewick, WA)

Rhoda Booke, Rita Booke

Richard P. Cox (real person)

Richard Chopp (real Urologist in Austin, TX, does vasectomies)

Rick O'Shea

Rick Shaw

Rip Torn pants

Robin Andis Merryman

Robin Banks, Robin Money, U. O. Money

Robin Feathers

Robert and Reginald Soles (allegedly real brothers: R. Soles)

Rock Pounder, Rock Bottoms

Rocky Beach, Sandy Beach

Rod N. Reel

Roman Holiday

Rose Bushy

Royal Paynes

Russell Leeves

Rusty Blades, Rusty Carr, Rusty Dorr, Rusty Fender, Rusty Irons, Rusty Nail, Rusty Pipes, Rusty Steele

Sally Forth

Sam Manilla

Sandy Banks, Sandy Beech, Sandy Brown, Sandy Spring

Seth Poole (poor guy has a lisp)

Seymour Butz

Seymour Wiener (should be a urologist)

Shanda Lear (daughter of Bill Lear, inventor of the Lear jet)

Sharon Needles

Sheila Blige

Skip Roper, Skip Stone

Sonny Day

Sno White (real person)

Stanley Cupp

Dr. Steven Sumey (Dr. sue me, real person in Fairmont, MN)

Sue Flay

Sue Yu, Sue Jeu

Summer Camp (allegedly a real person)

Summer Day

Summer Greene

Sy Burnette

Tad Pohl

Tanya Hyde

Tarre Beach *

Terry Achey (real name)

Tess Steckle

Therese R. Greenway

Thomas Richard Harry

Tim Burr

Tom A. Toe

Tom Katte

Tom Morrow

Tommy Hawkinge

Trina Woods, Trina Forest (tree in the woods, tree in a forest)

Ty Coon, Ty Knotts

Virginia Beach buggy

Walter Melon water

Wanda Rinning

Wanna Hickey

Warren Peacekeeper

Warret dog

Will Power

Will Race (real person who told me he races cars and on foot)

Will Wynn (Mayor of Austin, Texas)

Willie B. Hardigan

Willie Leak (or won't he)

Willie Stroker

Ransom Cash, Owen Cash

Woody Cow

X. Benediction

Mr. Freeze. Can't get much cooler than that.

my name is Cierra but my friends call me cece