Lets settle this once and for all: Why did that bloody chicken cross the road?

The light was green. Also, he needed to pee.

Ok, I'll tell you. BUT, you didn't hear it from me! OK?

She got a letter that said if she wanted to keep Foghorn Leghorn all to herself, she would have to go to the Chicken Coop down the road. Well, the only way to get there was to cross the road. She knew she would be in trouble with the farmer if she was caught, so she did it during the night. When she got there, she caught Foghorn Leghorn in the stack with another hen. She was furious! She cackled him all the way back to the barn. Since then, there have been all kinds of rumors why she did that. She denies everyone of them. Even the truth. So now you know.

Because in reality she was an undercover spy for the DNC and former CIA agent Farmer Brown (who lived across the road) had secret CIA documents locked in his safe, which the chicken, being the stealthy spy that she is, easily stole them and will later leak them to CNN for your viewing pleasure and to discredit the Bush Administration. Like duh?!...why else?!!

To get to the other side of the road.

i saw one today crossing the street in the cross walk just so he could get to the other side and go home.

To get to the other side of the road, why else?

it saw me coming for it's soul so it decided to cross the road

The grass is always greener on the other side, even for chickens.

how do you know that it ever crossed the road did you see it? or know someone who did?

He saw a worm!

He crawls like a worm from a bird