friggin in the riggin, friggin in the riggin . . . .coz there's not a lot more else to do?

I remember getting thrown out of the dinner hall in junior school for singing this!! lol

Apparently it's offensive!!!!

FRIGGIN' IN THE RIGGIN

Oi Scurvies,listen to this then

It was on the good ship Venus

By Christ, you should've seen us

The figurehead was a whore in bed

And the mast, was a mammoth pe nis

The captain of this lugger

He was a dirty f** ker

He wasn't fit to shovel sh it

From one place to another

Chorus:

Friggin' in the rigging

Friggin' in the rigging

Friggin' in the rigging

There was f* *k all else to do

The captain's name was Morgan

By Christ, he was a gorgon

Ten times a day sweet tunes he'd play on his f***ing organ

The first mate's name was Cooper

By Christ he was a trooper

he jerked and jerked until he worked

Himself into a stupor

Chorus.......

Hold on give it some boll ocks,boll ocks,boll ocks....

The second mate was Andy

By Christ, he had a dandy

Till they crushed his co ck on a jagged rock

For cumm ing in the brandy

The cabin boy was Kipper

He was a f***ing nipper

He stuffed his @ss with a broken glass

And circumcised the skipper

Chorus........

The Captain's wife was Mabel

To f*** she was not able

So the dirty sh its, they nailed her ti ts

Across the bar room table

The Captain had a daughter

Who fell in deep sea water

And invited squeals and milk and eels

Had found her sexual quarters

Friggin' in the rigging

Friggin' in the rigging

Friggin' in the rigging

There was f**k all else to do..

The captain's name was Morgan,

An eejit from Stillorgan,

He lay on the deck a physical wreck

from pulling his . . . . .

The captain's wife was Mabel,

Begorra she was able.

She gave the crew their daily .....

Up on the kitchen table.

The first mate's name was Chopper,

By gor he had a whopper.

Twice round the deck, and round his neck,

And up his h*** for a stopper.

The second mate was Arthur,

He surely was a farter.

When the wind wouldn't blow and the ship wouldn't go,

It took Arthur the farter to start her.

yeh man!! mohichans ..safety pins whatever happened to the punk era??

slightly more delicate lyrics than I remember. i got caught at about 12 with the lyrics in my school purse- boy was I in trouble!!

okay and by friggin u mean?? lol nuts

Duh! what did he say?