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A young couple are out for a romantic walk along a country lane. They walk hand in hand and as they stroll the guy's lustful desire rises to a peak. He is just about to get frisky when she says, "I hope you don't mind but I really do need to pee."

Slightly taken aback by this vulgarity he replies, "OK. Why don't you go behind this hedge."

She nods agreement and disappears behind the hedge. As he waits he can hear the sound of nylon knickers rolling down her voluptuous legs and imagines what is being exposed. Unable to contain his animal thoughts a moment longer, he reaches a hand through the hedge and touches her leg. He quickly brings his hand further up her thigh until suddenly and with great astonishment finds himself gripping a long, thick appendage hanging between her legs.

He shouts in horror, "My God Mary ... have you changed your s ex?"

"No," she replies. "I've changed my mind, I'm having a sh it instead."

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    HaHaHaHa!!! Haven't heard this one before, and I love it.

    That probably took the lump out of the front of his underware!!

    DE

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I did like it

    Funny funny funny - I bet he wished she had changed her sex

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    that made me roll on the ground laughing....heres a star 4 u... u deserve it...u made my day

  • 1 decade ago

    bet hed think twice b4 feeling her again

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  • JR
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    This is not funny, it's discusting and sick. There are much better jokes out there.

  • 1 decade ago

    LMAO! fantastic!

  • ?
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    Ha ha that was so gross but sooo funny

    ♥

    : ^)

  • 1 decade ago

    O.K... That is sick and wrong, yet serves him right.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    haha that would suck great joke

  • ɸ
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    ewwww

    That Is WRONG

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