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Three guys were on a trip to Saudi Arabia. One day, they stumbled into a harem tent filled with over 100 beautiful women. They started getting friendly with all the women, when suddenly the Sheik came in. "I am the master of all these women. No one else can touch them except me. You three men must pay for what you have done today.
You will be punished in a way corresponding to your profession." The sheik turns to the first man and asks him what he does for a living. "I'm a cop", says the first man. "Then we will shoot your pe nis off!", said the sheik. He then turned to the second man and asked him what he did for a living. "I'm a firemen", said the second man. "Then we will burn your pe nis off!", said the sheik.
Finally, he asked the last man, "And you, what do you do for a living?" And the third man answered, with a sly grin, "I'm a lollipop salesman!"
A couple married forty years were revisiting the same places they went to on their honeymoon. Driving through the secluded countryside, they passed a ranch with a tall deer fence running along the road.
The woman said, "Sweetheart, let's do the same thing we did here forty years ago."
The guy stopped the car. His wife backed against the fence, and he immediately jumped her bones like a bass on a junebug. They made love like never before.
Back in the car, the guy says, "Darlin', you sure never moved like that forty years ago--or any time since that I can remember!"
The woman says, "Forty years ago that goddamn fence wasn't electrified!"
enjoi ^_^
9 Answers
- Anonymous1 decade agoFavorite Answer
i liked both. take a star! :D
- jfmmLv 71 decade ago
LOL. LOL. Funny!
Thanks for the laughs, Ms. Ettezzil, and have a great, great evening. It's good to see you here again.
- boris the spiderLv 51 decade ago
tops mate made me laugh even tho i'd heared them before . it's the way you told them .
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Great jokes. Best to post them one at a time.
And yes to your question, you are welcome to copy or share anything that I post here at Answers.
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