How many members of the Bush Administration does it take to change a light bulb?

They'll never change the lightbulb. They will instead send their neighbors' kids to go fight some other people who have sell lightbulbs. They will then announce, loudly, that if we don't beat up the lightbulb salesmen, the darkness will follow us back home.

That or they'll just wait for god to do it.

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How many would it take this congress?

1. to disagree with Bush

2. to do and say the opposite of what Bush says or does

3. to make sure #2 is doing his job correctly

4. to make sure #2 and #3 are sticking to moveon.org talking points

5. to make sure moveon.org's talking points get relayed from George Soros correctly.

6. to raise taxes so that every American can obtain a light bulb

7. to let the media know that they will be having a light bulb changing committee at the tax payers expense.

8. pass a light bulb changing bill filled with 1.2 billion in pork.

9. to remove the light bulbs in their freezers so the FBI can't film cash you took from a bribe.

10. to tell there Illegal Immigrant they pay $2.15 an hour for to actually do the physical part of changing the bulb.

none. GWB's bulb has been out from before 1999. He's kept everyone in the dark so no one even knew there was a bulb to be changed.

How many members of the Clinton administration does it take to smoke a cigar?

As long as nobody gets Congress to do it because it would never get done. They would have to come up with a plan to get out of acting on it, then they would have to find away to blame it on Bush, have more talks about it, and wait for Bush to do it himself. Seems to be whats happening!

What you need to believe to be a Republican:

1. Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of homosexuals and Hillary Clinton.

2. Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush's daddy made war on him, a good guy when Cheney did business with him, and a bad guy when Bush needed a "we can't find Bin Laden" diversion.

3. Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is Communist, but trade with China and Vietnam is vital to a spirit of international harmony.

4. The United States should get out of the United Nations, and our highest national priority is enforcing U.N. resolutions against Iraq.

5. A woman can't be trusted with decisions about her own body, but multi-national corporations can make decisions affecting all mankind without regulation.

6. The best way to improve military morale is to praise the troops in speeches, while slashing veterans' benefits and combat pay.

7. If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won't have sex.

8. A good way to fight terrorism is to belittle our long-time allies, then demand their cooperation and money.

9. Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy, but providing health care to all Americans is socialism. HMOs and insurance companies have the best interests of the public at heart.

10. Global warming and tobacco's link to cancer are junk science, but creationism should be taught in schools.

11. A president lying about an extramarital affair is a impeachable offense, but a president lying to enlist support for a war in which thousands die is solid defense policy.

12. Government should limit itself to the powers named in the Constitution, which include banning gay marriages and censoring the Internet.

13. The public has a right to know about Hillary's cattle trades, but George Bush's driving record is none of our business.

14. Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you're a conservative radio host. Then it's an illness and you need our prayers for your recovery.

15. Supporting "Executive Privilege" for every Republican ever born, who will be born or who might be born (in perpetuity).

16. What Bill Clinton did in the 1960s is of vital national interest, but what Bush did in the '80s is irrelevant.

17. Support for hunters who shoot their friends and blame them for wearing orange vests similar to those worn by the quail.

Nice, to ask a question, and then answer it. You really don't want thought or debate on the matter, you are just trying to amuse your shallow little liberal friends.

damn it. IF YOURE GOING TO STEAL MY JOKE DO IT RIGHT. see i used to post this joke all the time on the message boards this is how it really goes

how many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

none

they'd outsource the job all while blaming minorites (and waving american flags made in china)

Sweet ! , you should get the ten points for a perfect question/answer