Do you agree with the way this polling came out? What order would you put them in?

Lewinsky and Kaczynski

The Washington Post runs a weekly contest in its Style section called the

"Style Invitational." The requirements this week were to use the two words

'Lewinsky' (the Intern) and 'Kaczynski' (the Unabomber) in the same

limerick. Now, remember, the following winning entries were actually

printed verbatim in the newspaper, no bleeps or xxxs:

Third place:

There once was a girl named Lewinsky

Who played on a flute like Stravinsky

'Twas "Hail to the Chief"

On this flute made of beef

That stole the front page from Kaczynski.

Second place:

Said Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky,

"We don't want to leave clues like Kaczynski,

Since you made such a mess,

Use the hem of your dress

And please wipe that stuff off your

chinsky."

And the winning entry:

Lewinsky and Clinton have shown

What Kaczynski must surely have known,

That an intern is better

Than a bomb in a letter,

When deciding how best to be blown