if yesterday is yesterday and tomorrow is yesterdays today, why is there ham in my wallet?

Because ham is not actually meat. Its actually one big entity broken down into small peices like water forms back when it separates and drisles back together.

Ham is actually a killer out to get you and has the ability to travel through time. That ham actually crawled in your wallet last week but then before you noticed it flashed into the future. Today, and is coming to get you.

Destroy your wallet(but take out the money cards and other important stuff). The ham is evil and will suck your brain out in a split second if you dont stay aware. It will jump at you in 3..........2..........1....... . . . .

Just kidding so dont take me seriously!

Correction: Today is tomorrow's yesterday, not tomorrow is yesterday's today.

With regard to the ham -- in the spirit of Douglas Adams, maybe you were doing some traveling to places that use ham as currency. Would the value depend on the area or the thickness?

I was defrosting the fridge and didn't have anywhere else to put it. Geesh You never go in your wallet...We both know you are broke.Just leave it there till I am done and I'll get it then.No wait---I will pick it up Saturday afternoon.Wanna make ham sandwich's for dinner.

god knows why theres ham in your wallet unless your not christian in which case the buddha? i don't know maybe getting money out your wallet makes you hungry or it used to be a pig but its just shrivelled a bit :P

because you had TURKEY yesterday and tomorrow you're converting to a vegitarian, so you wanted to remind youreslf that ham is a sacred deity today, and you're materialistic, so your wallet was a frequented place....yesterday....

I don't know, what were you doing yesterday?

Because the chicken didn't cross the road .....

You were saving it for a snack!

because you spent all your cheese.

because this is spam...