where's my bourbon?

You emailed it to me earlier, before you went to bed last night and I drank it earlier

I think you put it into a plastic jug in the engine compartment of your car with a windshield washer pump and a small tube running into the inside under the dashboard so you could push a button to pour a drink or add bourbon to a coke and not have an incriminating bottle inside the car.

under the tabletops in the cupbaord, right next to the Jack Daniels and the beer pong balls.

have you checked all of the usual places?

in the glove box?

in the chandelier?

behind the headboard?

in the doghouse?

ooh, oooh! in the baby's crib! that's gotta be it...

with coke

probably in your hand.

Where you left it......

i drank it all