Riddle me this....?

...my brother can you handle it

Your style to my style you can't hold a candle to it

Equinox symmetry and the balance is right

Smokin' and drinkin' on a Tuesday night

It's not how you play the game it's how you win it

I cheat and steal and sin and i'm a cynic

For those about to rock we salute you

The dirty thoughts for dirty minds we contribute to

I once was lost but now i'm found

The music washes over and you're one with the sound

Who shall inherit the earth the meek shall

I think i'm starting to peak now al

And then the man upstairs well i hope that he cares

If i had a penny for my thoughts i'd be a millionaire

We're just 3 MCs and we're on the go,

Shadrach, Meshach, Abednago

Q:A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?

A:The woman was a photographer. She shot a picture of her husband, developed it, and hung it up to dry

Q:A man was found dead in his study. He was slumped over his desk and a gun was in his hand. There was a cassette recorder on his desk. When the police entered the room and pressed the play button on the tape recorder they heard: "I can't go on. I have nothing to live for." Then there was the sound of a gunshot. How did the detective immediately know that the man had been murdered and it wasn't a suicide?

A:The cassette had started at the beginning of the man's utterance. Someone else had to be there to rewind the tape.

Q:I start with the letter e, I end with the letter e. I contain only one letter, Yet I am not the letter e! What am I?

A:An Envelope

Q:A man walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. The bartender puts a gun to his face. The man says thank you.Why does the man say thank you?

HINT HINT: What do both water and fear both cure

A:He had the hiccups

Q:a guy is in a house for 3 months nobody visits him.he locks all the doors and closes all the lights for a result that 100 people die.what house is he in?

A:A lighthouse

Riddle Me this...

what type of ships never sink?

Answer: Friend-ships

What type of room has No Walls, Windows, Doors?

Answer: Mushrooms.

Riddle me this.... What has eyes but cannot see, a tongue but cannot taste and a soul but will not get to heaven?

Ans:

A tennis shoe

What is the room you leave without entering?

Answer: A Womb

And what is the room you enter without leaving?

Answer: A Tomb

Why can't you see your reflection in the mirror if the lights are on and your standing directly in front of it? ( your alive, not dead).

what is always there but gone when u say its name?

ans....silence

anagram of mother in law.....

women hitler