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Are you tired of all this drama?

Come on in to the Shorty Cantina!

Only friends are welcome, no bashing on other drivers allowed and porta potties are provided out side.

Tonight we'll start off with a joke:

A teacher asked her class, What do you want out of life?"

A little girl in the back row raised her hand and said, "All I want out of life is four little animals.

" The teacher asked, "Really and what four little animals would that be sugar?

" The little girl said, "A mink on my back, a jaguar in the garage, a tiger in the bed and of course, I'll need a jackass to pay for all of it."

**laughter and applause**

Next I will be taking drink orders, tonights special is a nice dark stoudt beer with a hint of chocolate.

Also we have champagne mixers, pick your flavor

watermelon

green apple

peach

wild cherry

Tonights featured music will be a throw back to the 70's

Any request?

Update:

Welcome gentlemen, relax and stay till the troll blizzard outside settles.

Chugs I can tell you'll be half naked on the table in about an hour!

Update 2:

OK the prego wants 80's and with her hormones blazing I'm not gonna argue!

~DuranDuran starts playing~

Update 3:

Bye Steevo be careful!!!

Update 4:

Happy Early BDay mttkd!

I've got pretzels, popcorn and a bunch of nuts!

Update 5:

Alright a country girl!

~DuranDuran off, George Straight on~

Scooby can I have a ride in the mystery machine??

Update 6:

Yes sissy much to my mother's dissmay, I am very crazy, but I like to have good clean fun! David you just keep peeking through the door and I'll let ya know when the coast is clear! Gene? Your party animal is starting to peek out, this is the 3rd time now I've seen you let your hair down! I like it!

Love the new avatar Brent and the new name, the other one was too hard to pronounce! : ))

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  • 1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    LMAO!! Short you are one crazy lady! You bring a smile to my face everyday! Loved the joke!! I don't drink much anymore but what the h*ll, I'll take a green apple. I don't care what music is playing just CRANK IT UP!! It's real nice to be able to get away from all the drama and be with mature adults!!(at least I hope!)LOL!! I have heard enough crap about My Gordon today let's all have a nice night!! Thanks for the invite!!

    GO #24!!!

  • 5 years ago

    I tried to runaway w/ my bf when I was younger too, but it wasn't a good idea. what you are running from is a dramatic mentality that you will continue if this is all you've seen as a child. when a person is tired of his environment, getting away is a great option, but be sure you leave correctly. don't burn any bridges, especially w/ family, that you may need to cross again. tell someone in your family how you feel. maybe not your parents, but an uncle/aunt, cousin, grandparents and allow them to voice your feelings to your family if you can not do it w/o more drama. I used to call my mom a blow fish and my dad a pothead, because that is all i saw and I almost became them. i was hell bent on getting away and not being them that i almost went down the road i hated. graduate from high school. get a job or go to college. make sure that your running away doesn't run you into worse problems. like homelessness, not so bright future and depression. good luck.

  • Nunya
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    lol. Hiya Shorty. I'm so tired of all the drama that I peek through the "Answers" door before coming in. But, I've reached the point that it's just humorous now. As far as the drink goes... I'm on Dr Pepper these days. I drank enough in the Navy to float the sixth fleet.

  • 1 decade ago

    Hmmmmmmmmmm. Hmmmmmmmmm. ~rubs the temples~ Hmmmmmmmmmm. Hmmmmmmmmm. O.K. Well as much as your virtual wet bar with appetizers is just what I needed I'm going to my local watering hole, The Stone Pony, for a couple of $1 16 ounce glasses of Miller Lite. Ahhhhh. What a day. Thanks for being the last thing I answered on my way out the door. I think greenie is recruiting more jerks or he's multiplying like Gremlins in a pool. Have a great night and I'll be back in the morning to see what new crap is being slung around the NASCAR forum. Thanks for the brief reprieve from the never ending HMS bashing. Throw on a little Zepplin as I'm heading out. Do you have Physical Graffiti?

    Source(s): Have a GREAT day : )
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  • scooby
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    I'll take a rum and Pepsi heavy on the rum. I need a buzz without all those trips to bathroom. As for the music at this point as long as its in English I don't care. I Think the trolls have been following me to work. What ever you do don't open the door.

  • I'll have a Bud light, and a Crown and 7.

    80's is cool with me, big hair band hour. Anyone for a game of pool, or shuffleboard?

    Any pretzels available maam?

    Anyone else here registered at infieldparking?

    After I two step with the Beautiful ladies here, can i get a little Skynnyrd request.

    Ok, I made a change while in the bathroom, just to my name and pic. incase anyone wanted to know.

  • 1 decade ago

    I'll take a green apple, and how about a little something relaxing. I just wanna kick back, relax watch some racing, and forget about the trolls, there's more to life than them.

    Love the joke Shorty!!

  • Can I throw in a request for some country and a whiskey shot with a Bud chaser? If not, I'll take a green apple champagne mixer. Cheers!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Bud Light and some hard rock. Got my 40th in a couple of weeks. How about some Kiss or Metallica? See ya 'round,

    edit- looks like the "thumbs down retards" are out again.

  • Gene L
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    I'l take a Yingling Black and Tan with a shot of Jack and crank up some Mettalica.

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