Fun with acronyms?

In London I keep every canned ham eagerly equipped so easily.

I looked in Keith's emergency closet hoping each entity should exit.

P.S. You didn't use the "i" in "like" in your example.

If Lovely Isabel Katherine Ever Changes Her Expression, Edward Should Empathize.

If love is kissing each cheek , he expects easy sex even.

I love invading Karen's evening class. Her expression exacerbates someone's expectations.

Ian listens intently knowing every chord, hearing each exact sound evenly.

Is licking ice known everywhere? Come here each evening she'll expect

I like interesting knowledge challenges hoping every evening some erupt.

I have a fantastic one, but it's absolutely inappropriate for a family safe website, and would probably get me banned. =P

PM me if you're not easily offended and would like to hear it, though. =D

Otherwise, I think quatt47 is the clear winner here so far!

Irene loved Ian kissing Ed chocked his elephant elfs sex ended.

If limburger is knowingly eaten, can halitosis ever embarrass? So, eat!

idiot

lamas

ignored

killer

envelopes

cuz

hungry

eating

elephants

saw

elmo.