If you could get away with it?

Drive a dump truck down the freeway at rush hour, pushing everything out of my way.

Lol...wow glad I'm not your ex wife. I'd probably bury a few people that annoy me on a golf course so people could take a few swings at them. It'd be good for a laugh.

Personally the one thing i'd do is have about 300 people gather with thier imports and do some drifting competitions.

I know it's a corporate sport now, but it isn't real drifting unless you're doing it illegally.

This is hard . . . err

I would want to shave all the hair off of those mean girls at high school and hang the mean guys on trees and use them as my target when I practise baseball.

I have good reasons to do that because I'm sure the majority would be on my side . . . all those b*tchy things they did to us.

no ex wife so cant do that. not too interested in robbing a bank. i would have to say hmmmm. invade and take the property of the nosey neighbors that live next to my moms. they have been trying to steal her back lot for years. force them to go live in a nursing home where they need to be. too dam old and confused to be living on their own.

man, that is wicked!!!!!!!!!Can I say I would poison the stupid people in the government and not get arrested for being a terrorist or something? Okay, well maybe not poison them ,but give them a good swift kick where it counts to encourage them to make intelligent decisions about America's welfare.

I'd like to bury my wicked ex husband head first up to his narly fungus infected toenails! ( Meet you at the ant hill!)

That's naughty, spirit within, but interesting. I would kayak from the mouth of the mississippi all the way to the end.

I know a few people who I would take great pleaseure in breaking their knee caps with a baseball bat.

I would drink drive across the entire states and try to set a record for having driven a car the longest while under the influence of alcohol.