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Isn't Love Grand??? This is cute.?

Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary!

The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, 'Here Lies My Wife -- Cold As Ever'!"

"Yeah?" she replies. "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, 'Here Lies My Husband -- Stiff At Last'!"

Marriage (Part III)

Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table.

Husband gets up in a rage and says, "And you are no good in bed either," and storms out of the house.

After some time he realizes he was nasty and

decides to make amends and rings her up.

She comes to the phone after many rings, and the irritated husband says, "What took you so long to answer to the phone?"

She says, "I was in bed."

"In bed this early, doing what?"

"Getting a second opinion!"

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  • 1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    VERY FUNNY!! Thanx for the laugh!!! I like the 1st on the best! These are the kind you retell to other people!!!

  • 1 decade ago

    Peggy is it true? Or you created it? Wife blame husband, Husband blame wife ,wife end up with second opinion ,did she found the answer? Anyway I have a good laugh. My last laugh was 10 years old.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Thank You lovely jokes. Well written out to read..Great Job.

  • 1 decade ago

    Nahsty.

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  • 1 decade ago

    those were cute. good for you. ill give you a star for that. Keep it up!

  • 1 decade ago

    ha ha ha awesome!!! deserve more than 1 star!!

  • that was the funniest!

    Thanks for the laugh!@

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    haha

  • 1 decade ago

    funny!

  • 1 decade ago

    lol

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