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'A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimetres from a shop window.

'For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, "Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!" The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much. "The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver.

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'I've been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years."

Have a Nice Day!

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  • 1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    HAHAHAHAHAHA thats funny im gonna tell my freinds that!!!!

    thats good!

    LOL!!!!!!!!!

  • 1 decade ago

    OH! I just got it. I was like "What? So what if he drove a funeral van?" But then I got it!

  • ?
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    May have heard it once before, but it gets better every time.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Yup! This is a funny!

    Thanks for sharing.

    DE

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Funny! I'm gonna tell my friends!

  • 1 decade ago

    LOL! Yes, It's funny!

  • 1 decade ago

    I will rate it a chuckle- but not a ful GAFAW!

  • 1 decade ago

    I needed that laugh... thanx

  • 1 decade ago

    na it wasent that funny

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    yeah that was really funny

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