What is a funny message to leave my 36 year old brother on his birthday?

Dear Gumboguy,

Here's a thought...

Hey bro,

I been thinking on what to say to you on your 36th birthday...I know you like the beach, you love to play guitar, you have a wonderful marriage and son!

What can I say? You're just a gittar pickin' beach bum who has it all! How's that for odds?

Happy Birthday

Is he older or younger then you?

My Sister in law did this for my husband on his b-day....he's the younger of the two but I think you could make it work either way.

The gift that she gave him came in a HUGE box. Ont he out side she taped a couple of dollars and a little note saying "With love" Keep in mind that all of the other boxs below were wrapped....

Inside was a smaller box, that read "this is for all the years I made your life hell"

Inside that was another small box, that said "And this is for when you grew up and made MY life hell"

And inside that was a Tiny box, with money (equal to his age) That read "and this is for being the best brother I could have ever asked for"

I know this is not a message,but I went to the gag shop and bought my husband fake lotto ticket,It looked just like the real scractch offs.When he opened his card it was inside with I hope your a winner on your b-day.Well,when he scratched all the squares it came up that he had one $100,000! You should have seen his face he was estatic! He really thought he had won! I almost hated to tell him...I said no way...dang,turn it over to see where you can claim it,,,of course when he started reading where to claim it..it said something like at yo'momma's house,or something...his face fell,we really had him going...it was the best,I had ever fooled him...never forget it...

Thats he's getting a wedgie on his B-day

That you borrowed his car and wrecked it...just kidding.

That you cancelled his subscription Playboy and took it for yourself instead

That you bought him a new motorcycle, but its in your name...LOL

Have fun

gittar