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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

How A 7 yr old Explain'zs SEX?

Little Johnny was 7 years old and like other boys

his age rather

curious.

He had been hearing quite a bit about 'making out'

from the older boys, and he wondered what it was and

how it was done.

One day he took his question to his mother, who

became rather flustered. Instead of explaining

things to Johnny, she told him to hide behind the

curtains one night and watch his older sister and

her boyfriend.

This he did. The following morning, Johnny described

EVERYTHING to his mother.

"Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for a while,

then he turned off most of the lights. Then he

started kissing and hugging her. I figured 'Sis must

be getting sick, because her face started looking

funny.

He must have thought so too, because he put his hand

inside her blouse to feel her heart, just the way

the doctor would. Except he's not as smart as the

doctor because he seemed to have trouble finding

her heart. I guess he was getting sick too,

Update:

, because

pretty soon both of them started panting and getting

all out of breath.

His other hand must have been cold because he put it

under her skirt.

About this time 'Sis got worse and began to moan and

sigh and squirm around and slide down toward the end

of the couch. This was when her fever started. I

knew it was a fever, because Sis told him she felt

really hot.

Finally, I found out what was making them so

sick......-a big eel ;had gotten inside his pants

somehow. It just jumped out of his pants and stood

there, about 10 inches long, honest, anyway he

grabbed it in one hand to keep it from getting away.

When Sis saw it, she got really scared-her eyes got

big, and her mouth fell open, and she started

calling out to God and stuff like that. She said it

was the biggest one she's ever seen; I should tell

her about the ones down at the lake by our house!

Anyway, Sis got brave and tried to kill the eel by

biting its head off. All o

Update 2:

Anyway, Sis got brave and tried to kill the eel by

biting its head off. All of a sudden she grabbed it

with both hands and held it tight while he took a

muzzle out of his pocket and slipped it over the

eel's head to keep it from biting again.

Sis lay back and spread her legs so she could get a

scissor-lock on it and he helped by lying on top of

the eel. The eel put up a hell of a fight.

Sis started groaning and squealing and her boyfriend

almost upset the couch. I guess they wanted to kill

the eel by squashing it between them.

After a while they both quit moving and gave a great

sigh. Her boyfriend got up, and sure enough, they

killed the eel. I knew because it just hung there,

limp, and some of its insides were hanging out.

Sis and her boyfriend were a little tired from the

battle, but they went back to courting anyway. He

started hugging and kissing her again. By golly, the

eel wasn't dead! It jumped straight up and started

to fight a

Update 3:

Sis and her boyfriend were a little tired from the

battle, but they went back to courting anyway. He

started hugging and kissing her again. By golly, the

eel wasn't dead! It jumped straight up and started

to fight again.

I guess eels are like cats- they have nine lives or

something. This time, Sis jumped up and tried to

kill it by sitting on it. After about a 35 minute

struggle, they finally killed the eel. I knew it was

dead, because I saw Sis's boyfriend peel its skin

off and flush it down the toilet.

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  • Dita
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    HAHAHAHA LOL YOU JUST MADE MY DAY ;)

  • Kira
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    Didnt like it. People think a kid watching his sister have sex is funny? I dont care how funny you try and make it, the basic story line is still sick.

  • 4 years ago

    gooby pls

  • that was so funny u get a star man i havnt laughed so hard in days

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    looks like they got that eel didnt they, and little kid there knows how to do it now. (little kid shoudnt go killin eels though.)

  • 1 decade ago

    Wicked pissah! Loved it!

  • 1 decade ago

    That's sick. NICE question. Retard.

  • 1 decade ago

    Don`t stop, Don`t stop. Tell me another one.

  • cats
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Ha Ha! Poor kid! lol! 10!

  • .
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    hahaha you dont even need to finish ive already heard it!! it made me laugh so much!! one of my favorites!! fo sho

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    lol

    star

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