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coopchic asked in Arts & HumanitiesPhilosophy · 1 decade ago

Can You Cry Under Water? Will you ponder these haunting questions??

Can you cry under water?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

What disease did cured ham actually have?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Update:

I posted these question for basic fun im not looking for any right or wrong answers....

John im not sure what your references to me mean but i can assure you i have answered your questions honestly and to the best of my ability please try to o the same when you choose to answer mine..I not sure what you comment below was refering to. Thank you

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  • Future
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    1. No, but you can weep.

    2. It`s not necessarily a matter of importance, but the reason behind the slaying. A person murder for political, religous, or coporate reasons are assainated. People that hold high office and are offed by some nutjob are still consider to be assainated.

    For they where a target because of the position they held.

    3. You have to put your two cents in because you have to generate a penny for your thoughts then share that thought with somebody else. But you still retain that thought so you dont give it away. You share it. A penny for you a penny for me. Its only a penny for your thoughts because you on the receiving end and are not sharing anything.

    3. No, its like that song from 311

    "Amber is the color of your energy." I believe you will lose you humanly form and retain the color and energy of your aura.

    4. It`s cheaper. If you ever worked in a warehouse you should know that boxes come in flat stacks from the factory. Then they go through a conveyor belt that folds them into squares. Or you fold and tape them into square shapes. Round boxes cost more because the machine has to fold and cut the boxes to make it round.

    5. LOL. Probably, but when they sign to him they might tell him its a meeting.

    6. I think this has something to do with the frequency at which T.V. shows and Movies are played. I.E. People that are ON T.V. are ON several nights a week. Sometimes all you have to do is flip the clicker and blam there on. People that are IN movies are apart of a solo project. Therefore they are not always on but are apart of a project. Hence, there in a movie.

    7. I don`t know. I`m stumped!

    8. He`s an electrical engineer not a carpenter?

  • 1 decade ago

    As a spirit being I go under water at times, and I may cry when I want to. You may assassinate my integrity but you will not murder my spirit. May I put in my two cents worth into this script and ask you for a penny for your thoughts for what its worth. Maybe I need to spend a penny before I continue with this answer. When I get to heaven I will be so wet from crying that the would have sent me off in a speedo. I am a round peg stuck in a square pizza box so they will have to cure me with ham and all the other toppings.Man went to the moon repeatedly and the astronaut's wives invented the wheelie case. Saved lots of time on the space shuttle.JUST A THOUGHT. OK so far?

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    1) More important than you, but less important than me

    2) Straight into my bank account.

    3) For ease of manufacturing & storage

    4) The disease of rawness

    5) Priorities woman, priorities

    6) As a baby, I slept all the time, so says my mom. Stereotypes don't always apply. Also means untroubled sleep. DOH

    7) Hearing - to air a grievance publicly - DOH

    8) Because movies have so much more depth than TV.

    9) Panites - pair of...because there is a front and back sewn together

    10) Because the Professor was an electronics and chemistry expert but a truly lousy carpenter. If they had McGyver, they would have been off the island in 1 episode. The professor had a lovely pair of coconuts, and Ginger had nice mellons.

    Boo! BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

  • 1 decade ago

    I ponder these questions of If's and why's,

    Only to come across the bridge of how,

    these words which are used,

    often express emotions of a playful desire,

    the haunting moments that are round seem like a square,

    Death dances with delight for its image of evil breathes new life,

    His partner cries as the baby opens its eyes,

    From a singular moment to a plural thought,

    we are in the mist of our show,

    disillusioned that we are on an island alone,

    we find ways to communicate,

    Yet all fall on deaf ears,

    then a cure moves with wheels,

    only to be murdered when the coconut fails,

    and spacemen walk among our atmosphere,

    only a penny for your thoughts,

    and a handful of gold for your love,

    Imagination is what it seems,

    fix the hole inside so you will finally see,

    this illusion of words are to procreate.

    Source(s): by: me, inspired by you. "He who don't feel me, is not real to me. Therefore, he doesn't exist. So poof, vamoose you s.o.b."-izzo
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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    you can cry under water your face may not but ur heart can.

    pondering the questions.-

    there's a reason for everything.

    0+0 = 0 does this have any reason?

  • Cister
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Your fake face is haunting.

    Sleeepy....

    These questions turn over 10000000s when you google them.

    They have been answered by the folks at Polls and Survey.

  • 1 decade ago

    It is as if I am being tricked by a cruel master

    Source(s): TOOT
  • ?
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    Best questions I have read all night! and I will ponder them, goodnight :o)

  • 1 decade ago

    i chose a father (confidence)

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