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Old, but worth a re - run?
A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam.
The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed?
"Breast-fed" she replied.
"Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered.
- She did.
He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a very professional and detailed examination.
Motioning to her to get dressed, the doctor said, "No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk."
"I know," she said, "I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came!!!
13 Answers
- misskitti7®Lv 71 decade agoFavorite Answer
not heard that before thanks for the chuckle have a *
regards x kitti x
- 1 decade ago
hahahahaha...thats a good one
star for you :)
but that grandma had to look pretty good to be confused w/ the mom, if you think about it
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- 1 decade ago
heard it so many times and its still funny lol it was worth a rerun gave you a star! thanks for the laugh
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Ha ha.
- ♪♪BandMom♪♪Lv 51 decade ago
That's a great joke! Thanks for the repeat... definitely worth it! A shiny gold star for you!!
- Anonymous1 decade ago
hahahahahahahaha
