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admiredi
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admiredi asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

Make me happy !?

A couple is lying in bed. The man says,

"I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world."

The woman replies, "I'll miss you..."

Update:

Dear Lord,

I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death.

AMEN

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    may i have best answer

  • discombobulated girl
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    Heard the second one before (lots of versions), but the first in not bad.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Nice one have to try that out think that will be a stunner

    *for u

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Not bad. I like the first one.

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  • Lucky Mummy to 2!!!
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    That is soooo funny I have never heard it before and how true it is....

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    you go girl i know the felling lol hahahahaha

  • Jenni P
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    he-he!

    heard it before, but it still gets a giggle!

  • Susan
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    lol

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