What are some things you would rather do on a Sunday than go to church?

Work on my cabin

Play kickball

Walk my dog

Read the paper

Hike

Nap

Drink Margaritas

BBQ

Laundry

Watch golf

Play golf

Answer Yahoo questions

Go to the lake

Invite friends over

Have sex

Paint

Write

Surf the web

Build furniture

Go out to eat

Cook

Volunteer

Clean house

Study

Enjoy a glass of wine

Daydream

Canoe a river

Spend the day at the beach

Rent a movie

Eat popcorn

Finish the NY Times crossword puzzle

Ride my bike

Have I said "have sex" yet?

Cut firewood

Brew beer

Visit a museum

Go shopping

Change my oil

Shine my shoes

Visit my family

Snowboard

Build a fire

Wash my car

Take photos

Stay naked all week at Burning Man

Mow the yard

Build a stone wall

Make homemade ice cream

Watch the clouds go by

Stare a the night sky

Dance

Play chicken foot

Take a shower

Fly a kite

See a play

Get a massage

Give a massage

Sex, again

Go for a drive

Rappel

Sky dive

Call my brother in Ireland

Make a pot of coffee

Wash windows

Sudoku

Work

Go to a movie

Bowl

Go to a fish fry

Stretch taffy

Floss

Unclog my toilet

Make a sandwich

Play poker

Dang, I wish I could get it up again

Check out a live band

Shave

Listen to podcasts

Install a ceiling fan

Contemplate my belly button

Clean the lint trap

File my taxes

Camp

Go to a baseball game

Visit a graveyard to admire the gravestones

Wash dishes

Go to the Zoo

Learn CPR

Watch planes land at the airport

Listen to music

Bake cookies

Clean my ears

Change a flat tire

Shall I go on?

The neat thing about the church I attend Sunday mornings is this. Its more fun, more interesting than Disney.

And all those who attend would rather be there than at Disney.

And the practical facts are:

1. The church is one of if not the closest church to Disney World.

2. Nearly everone in the church works for Disney or has an annual pass, so they all can go anytime they want at no extra charge.

3. So if they are at church, it shows they want to be, because they could have gone to Disney, if they wanted to.

So if your church is boring, you need to find another church.

God isn't boring, that much I can assure you.

Pastor Art

Sunday at the Church is the high point of my week. I get to receive the Eucharist, Christ undiluted. If I had a perfect understanding of what this means I think I would probably pass out from joy and excitement.

Awwww cute kitty.

I sleep in on Sundays.

Then when everyone's at church (I live in a mainly Christian area), I make use of the quiet to reflect.

Sleep is the first thing that comes to mind...then that homework I forgot to do...and clean my room before my mom starts yelling at me again but all the while counting down till i can move out...go shoping...talk to the love of my life (but he would be at church)...

I volunteer 5 hours walking and socializing dogs at my local SPCA. That is what I would rather do than waste two minutes in a church.

Sleep. Oh, wait, I've come pretty close to that when I did go to church. Ummm...let's see...listen to George Bush. He motivated me to go and vote for the other guy.

I go grocery shopping. It is great being there when the Christians are at church.

Spend time teaching my children how the world really works. Or Playing with them.

Dress up like Satan and scare church-goers as they're getting into their cars after mass.