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Blonde guy joke?
Blonde Guy
> The very first ever Blonde GUY joke..... And well worth the wait !!!
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> An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work
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> They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, 'Corned beef and
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> cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch,
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> going to jump off this building.'
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> The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, 'Burritos again! If
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> I get burritos one more time I'm going t o jump off, too.'
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> The blond e opened his lunch and said, ' Bologna again! If I get a
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> bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too.'
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> The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and
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> cabbage, and jumped to his death.
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> The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.
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> The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his
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> At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping.She said, 'If I'd
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> known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never
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> The Mexican's wife also wept and said, 'I could have given him tacos
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> (Oh this is GOOD!!)?
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> Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The blonde's wife
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> 'Don't look at me. He makes his own lunch .'
14 Answers
- Sh00ting_St@r!Lv 41 decade agoFavorite Answer
HAHAHA LMAO! Good one verry funny keep em coming!
Source(s): my sence of humor - Brittneyy.♥Lv 51 decade ago
And i already know that joke!!!!
i have a guy blonde joke!!!
ok so there was a blonde guy(ofcourse) and hes drivin to work. he gets there and he parks his car in the parking garage, he goes to work .
he comes back 8 hours later and get to his car and sees someone trying to break into it!! he starts to say somthing when the car jacker says " step into the circle an don't talk or move"
ok so an hour passes and the car jacker is still tryin to get into the car! the blonde guy starts laughin and the car jacker turns and yellls "wats soo damn funny???"
and the blonde guy snickers kinda and says " when u weren't looking i stepped out of the circle"
lol funny huh...
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
holy shitataki! thats funny!
