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Has your husband ever blew gas and ruined the moment?
Have you ever planned a secret sexual encounter with your man? Made him a special dinner, dressed in sexy clothing, lit candles etc....you know the whole nine yards. He arrives home gives you a big hug and kiss, then farts and scratches his sweaty private parts. Doesn't that just ruin everything you imagined would happen? Why do guys have to do that all the time. Don't they realize what they could be missing?
Your answers are funny. Don't misunderstand he doesn't do this all the time, lol. It just seems like when I have something planned, let me re-phrase - I have a mental plan, he ruins it by acting like a pig. It spoils the moment, see what I mean. Most of the time he doesn't even know that I have a plan, lol.
12 Answers
- 1 decade agoFavorite Answer
Yes, it has happened....it is nasty...it ruins the moment...we love him anyway....he is comfy with you...he doesn't hide himself from you....even though at times we wish he would!
- TwyztedChyckLv 41 decade ago
My husband does it all the time. Sometimes I find it amusing, most times I do not. It's man thing. Don't even bother trying to understand it. *Sigh*
- 1 decade ago
Yes i agree. Sometimes my husband hug and kiss me without washing his hands first (or maybe brushing his teeth ha! ha!, anyway i still love him)
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Next time he goes down south.....you know. Let a big fart out and see how he likes it.
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
Only because it stunk like raw sewage, no more seafood and nookie. I've blew gas to but he didn't smell it.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Coulc've been worse... You could've been the 6 and he was the 9!!! :)~
- Steven's MommyLv 51 decade ago
once when I was giving my hubby a bj he farted just as he was ******, I tried not to laugh. I just ignored it but inside I was LMAO
- Anonymous1 decade ago
I doubt most people can relate to this. Sounds like you are married to a disgusting pig! Too bad for you....
- Anonymous1 decade ago
HAHAHAHA!! Hilarious! Did this really happen to you?
I think if it happened to me I'd just try to out-fart him!
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Well try being behind your woman doggystyle and she lets one go YUK lol.
