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Riot at the ballgame...?
There was a meschevous orderly that decided his wards in a mental hospital had earned enough good points to go to a baseball game as a reward for their good behavior. When he got them to the stadium seats, he told them, "Sit down, Nuts!" They sat obediently. Then the announcer told the crowd to please rise and join in the singing of our national anthem, whereupon the orderly promptly said, "Stand up and sing, Nuts!" They stood, sang, and then were told by the orderly, "Sit down, Nuts!"
During the third inning, the umpire made a bad call, so the orderly told his charges, "Scream 'Boo,' Nuts!" They jeered and cat-called the umpire until they were told, "Be quiet, Nuts! We don't want him in here with us!"
In the fifth inning, one of the home team players hit a home run. The orderly said, "Cheer, Nuts!" They cheered until the batter had tagged all four bases and had gone back to the dugout. Then the orderly said, "That's enough. Sit down and be quiet, Nuts!" They again obeyed
The orderly decided during the 7th inning stretch to visit the men's room, as he had to get rid of the beer from the sixth inning. When he returned, everyone in the section was fighting with the mental patients.
"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?" the orderly demanded to know. "I left here and everything was okay. Now this? Someone please tell me what this is all about!"
"Sir," replied the assistant orderly, "everything was just fine until the vendor came by and shouted, "PEANUTS!"
5 Answers
- Anonymous1 decade agoFavorite Answer
lol RTTTBIPMS (running to the toilet before i piss myself)
- Anonymous1 decade ago
lmaooooooo . mate u rock . from back stand roosterkroozer shouted at strangg sit down b4 i crush your wallnutts. lmaooooo
nice joke mate
- MortyLv 51 decade ago
and the punchline is...?
EDIT: Now we have a punchline. Not bad but could see it coming a mile off :)
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