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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

nurse joke xxx funny or not xxx?

Lori, the pert and pretty Nurse took her troubles to a resident psychiatrist in the hospital where she worked.

`Doctor, you must help me.' she pleaded. `It's gotten so that every time I date one of the young doctors here, I end up in bed with him. And then afterward, I feel guilty and depressed for a week.'

`I see.' nodded the psychiatrist. `And you, no doubt, want me to strengthen your will power and resolve in this matter.'

`For God's sake, NO !!!' exclaimed the Nurse. `I want you to fix it so I won't feel guilty and depressed afterward.'

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  • 1 decade ago
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    LOL..CUTE

  • 1 decade ago

    i'll give this one a 7 out of 10

  • 1 decade ago

    Another smile here pal

  • 1 decade ago

    I want to be a (male) nurse

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  • 1 decade ago

    LOL. Someone misunderstood

  • BAMM
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    Haha cheered me up =]

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    not bad deserves a star

  • yjnt
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    that's a good one . sounded a bit familiar , tho.

  • 1 decade ago

    just answered the same joke an hour ago, but its a good one so i don't mind .................... lol

    Keep posting!

  • 1 decade ago

    good. star for you.

  • 1 decade ago

    ha ha ha funny

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