What's your favorite comeback?

If someone says,"Well", I say turn it sideways and it will be a tunnell.

If they say, "Talk is cheap." I say, Until you talk to a lawyer.

LOL!! That's hilarious. The word "face" is probably the most hilarious word for some reason.

I've always gone with the "bend over," as in "bend over, I'll show you my favorite comeback".

I also like Tourette's Guy for his comebacks, such as "Don't talk $*** about Total" (the cereal), or "Go count your di*k!"

Another one I liked was from the singer of the band Nomeansno (a.k.a. The Hansen Brothers). I called him "grandpa," and his response was "I'm not your grandpa, I'm your dad, just ask your mom." It's the only "your mom" joke that has elicited a touche from me.

"What are you doing here anyway? The Gay Pride parade is on Main Street, not here." Or I just turn off the lights and sit in the corner of the room chanting "Hail Satan" until the person leaves. Then I listen to some Christian music. My friend also says "that's what she said" but he gets mad if I say it.

You must be in your 40's. That a term we used endless in high school. Sometimes it was just "your face" nothing more needed said! LOL

Now I just use "bite me". I feel it gives people a choice.

Yo Mama

It depends on the situation but when somebody is bragging about something like their grade of a test. Tell em,

"I believe that qualifies you for any job that involves wearing a paper hat"

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don't even say "your face sucks"

just say "your face"

or when they say that food tastes bad

just say "no, im right"

they will get really annoyed

I heard a funny one on the bus today. A girl said that a car was shinny, then the guy said your face is shinny. It was really funny & I started to laugh. It is funnier than yours. LOL!!!!! JK!!

im gonna take a belt sander so hard to your balls that they will look like a scaled down replica of a GI Joe's netherregions. does that do it for ya??

or from blades of glory "well get inside my face!"

If someone says I'm doing something stupid I say "and what?" really loud lol. doesn't make sense, but gee golly i have feelings lol.