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Anonymous asked in SportsFootball (American) · 1 decade ago

Michael Vick Poetry Competition...?

okay, so i want to hear the best rhyme, haiku, song, poem, etc. that you can come up with for michael vick... be it how much he disgusts you or how much you still love the guy... be it about his ordeal of his experience in the NFL... show me what you got. the winner of course wins best answer, and... well.. not much else.. but use this space to vent, yell, bich, gripe, what have you...

Update:

ill start it up...

michael vick, mikey vick, what are you,

such a BAD MAN

you played ball well, and could take a mean hit,

then got yourself in trouble by some stupid effin DECISIONS

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  • 1 decade ago
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    Michael Vick-

    the *ucker is sick-

    beats his doggies

    with a stick.

    What he doens't know

    is how the end will go

    when they finally

    bite off his dick.

    Source(s): There once was a fellow named Vick compensating for his small dick to dogs he was cruel, he acted the fool the charges, to him they will stick.
  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Michael Vick that was his name

    Michael Vick but I'm just going to say Mike

    Mike Vick had alot of fame

    Mike Vick played a mean game

    One of the best rushing qbs in football

    then there was dogfighting

    Damn Vick wasted it all

    I call that from fame to shame!!!

  • 1 decade ago

    Vick's a disgrace to the pitbull breed

    How would he feel, if HE had to bleed?

    Wanting to feel all mighty & high,

    while helpless animals suffer & die.

    They only fight

    because they have no choice-

    They're silent companions

    without a voice.

    They were beautiful specimens, you all saw on the news

    What a shame they were tortured & abused.

    Loyal to their master, no matter what

    And he had no heart, it mattered not-

    That they have feelings

    Like you & me.

    So still they suffered

    Silently.

    Now they can each & all go home

    to a place where they won't be so alone

    He says he's learned, but it's just a game

    Getting caught is his only shame.

    Just one time

    put him in the pit,

    let him see

    how it feels for a bit!

    (just an opinion...LOL)

    Source(s): By the way...awesome poem Cailano!!!!
  • 1 decade ago

    This is the story of Michael Vick

    played college ball for Virginia Tech

    number one draft pick in 2001

    ran over defenders and made it look fun

    So he played for the Falcons and coach Jim Mora

    ran the ball real well, and threw it… well sorta.

    he could get it downfield, could throw it a mile

    even hit his receiver… once in a while.

    But after the game, when he went out at night

    he went to his kennel, where he bred dogs to fight

    they’d battle and bite and eat up each other

    man’s gotta have a hobby, don’t he my brother?

    Only the strong dogs would fight, the weak ones got booted

    well, technically they got electrocuted

    or hung, or body slammed or killed with a knife

    I guess that variety makes for a spicier life

    But one day the cops came for Mikey’s punk friend

    and put all the dog fights to a quick, public end

    Mike lost his career but gained some new friends

    who will all want some play time from his tight end.

    So kids, you remember the tale that I tell

    go ahead and play football, ‘cause it can pay well

    but no matter how fast you run, or Nike shoes that you sell

    guys who kill puppies go straight down to Hell.

    ***

    Thanks for all the emails guys! Glad you liked the poem.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Michael Vick - you seem sick....

    sick in the head? Taking Dogs out there bed...

    Putting them in situations they would rather not be in

    they deal with no food, no decent places to pee in

    Complete disrespect when your Ripping their necks...

    You feel pride when they are dead, like it was a first down

    tearing dogs apart like they were the Cleveland browns

    Shame on you Vick, you reap what you sow.

    Your so sick...you should see a doctor bro.

  • Zeera
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    MICHAEL VICK

    He didn't care about the shame

    That he brought home to his dear game;

    So, acting on his deep base impulse

    Did gruesome deeds that cause repulse.

    What a vickwad.

  • 1 decade ago

    Mike Vick, where do I begin?

    Couldn't do it on the field.

    Now you need a pit bull to win.

    You thought you were with the in crowd

    rollin with the corn roll

    now you might be in the lock down

    gettin man love put in your corn hole.

    See you when I get sentenced

    cuz that's all I got for now.

    The next time you see me

    I'll be in jail wit da gaurds sayin lights out!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    OMG, this is HILARIOUS-- BEST VICK QUESTION EVER--You get a star, and dang, just about every poster here should get the 10 pts!!! Fantastic!

    But--it's a toss up between buckshotbullies and Calileo--Both of those are great-- dang poets here in the Yahoo Football section, who da thunk it????

  • 1 decade ago

    Vicky Vick why did you become a D*ck

    You had mad moves that looked suicidal, you were fast becoming the next American Idol

    Now I see my dog It brings me love and pain, it makes me go insane in the membrane

    Choices, choices, choices what is so hard to know whats right from wrong, right is right wrong is wrong

    Peace

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Michael Vick, Dumber than a stick.

    He should go to Jail. And then they can flush him down the toilet. Because that is where his career is.

    Yeah, I can't think of anything, LoL!

  • 1 decade ago

    Micheal Vick

    By Kei

    Rot in jail, loser.

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